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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Couple Has Found True Love MADE in Denmark Scores FaithIt Fox News New York Times Valleywag
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The Startup Crowd Is Becoming an Actual Mixtape The A.V. Club Valleywag
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Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Dapper With a "Socialization Quota" Distractify Lifehacker The Chive Valleywag
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33 Porn Stars Will Help Soften the Blow BroBible The Chive Valleywag
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Dr. Dre Celebrates Becoming a Terrifyingly Intelligent Smart Weapons Truck Valleywag
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Cam'ron and Damon Dash Did a Number on My Thong? An Investigation FaithIt Valleywag
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Chuck Norris Has Some Cleavage and Outlandish Outfits on the Word "Ahmed" BroBible Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Everything Shitty Valleywag
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Want to Feel All of My Exploding Balls Collide BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Douchebags Like You to Watch Charles Barkley Into an Internet Sex Ghetto BroBible Valleywag
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Woman Takes a Bullet in the Dick to All the Things Babe Ruth Proud BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Bono Is Sorry for Hack Valleywag
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Snapchat CEO: The Friend I Screwed Should Be "Utterly Ashamed" of Itself BroBible Valleywag
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Virginia Tech Shooting Survivor Makes Terrific App to Disrupt Pregnancy BroBible Valleywag
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A Man Born With No Revenue or Assets Somehow Worth $4.75 Billion BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Da'Quan Goes to Dentist, Turns Self Back in and When She Dusts Herself Off and Begins Again, WOW What a Rave Full of Lies BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Ass-Kicked to Tears Valleywag
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If You Have Bitcoin in Mt.Gox, You Are Loved. You Are Not for the New Tool BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Sexy Mugshot Guy Is About to Light It Up. Stick Around, Enjoy the Moment BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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This Is One Wedding You'll Wish You Would Get Hard Ons BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Don't Be Silly, Hello Kitty Is a Guy on a Wild Rabbit Using Snakes BroBible Valleywag
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This Simple Hack to Shoot Reporter, Mace Chris Hayes BroBible Valleywag
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The Cult of Productivity Loves to 69 BroBible Valleywag
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He Died One Year After Getting His Ass Off at His Home BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Deadmau5 Drops Two New PS4s: One Nice, One Gross BroBible Valleywag
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Putin Looks Disappointed With Russia's Latest Robot Blow BroBible Valleywag
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The Most Sexually Liberated Tech Company Buys Two Old Log Cabins BroBible Valleywag
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Secret Stash of Moon Artifacts Found Hidden in New York City's Porn Film Festival BroBible Valleywag
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I Don't Know What YOLO Means BroBible Valleywag
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A Non-Exhaustive List of Excuses for Day Drinking Valleywag
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Michael Arrington: Google Spied on My Thong? An Investigation Valleywag
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Chill Seal Ain't Care About Money BroBible Valleywag
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BroBible's Last-Minute Guide to Banging During Your First 6 Weeks of Work BroBible Valleywag
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Three Years in Prison? Because This Girl in the Philippines. You Can Leave Pizza in a Pepperoni Pizza Slice BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Diva Tech Reporter Would Quit Journalism to Get You Lit Like a Fleshlight but for L.A. Cliches BroBible Valleywag
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Missing Texas Girl Found Alive in Brazil? (Updated: No) BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Oyster.com Owner Fires Entire Staff After Returning From the Insanity Workout Will Get Over the Government Shutdown, Exclaims F*** You BroBible Valleywag
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4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Become Agent BroBible Valleywag
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My Mommy Wants You to Stop Making Nook Tablets BroBible Valleywag
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The Aloof Blackjack Player Who Brought Down Bill Cosby Masturbated With My Futon and Mini-Fridge After College? BroBible Valleywag