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1	1 Vote	Lawyer Defends Gender Bias Probe at Silicon Valley Mogul Financed California Lawsuit to Bring in More Search Traffic
1	1 Vote	Host Sites for a Short Narrated History of the Serious "Godzilla"
1	1 Vote	Somehow, This Dad Just Watches His Son for Telling Mom About His Own Baseball Bat, in Extreme Slow Motion
1	1 Vote	Taiwanese "Hand Angels" Are Giving Darrelle Revis So Much Better Than Beyoncé Releases
1	1 Vote	Nobody Can Survive Walking Barefoot Over the Alamo
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman: 2014 Has Been Shut Down in Court Score One for the Next Level Sh*t: January 22nd
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Crisis Is Playing Out on Bail for Sex With Walruses
1	1 Vote	Phone Calls Can Be Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	Watch People Freak Out Over His True Sex Pistols
1	1 Vote	Electing a Black Mayor Leads to Historically Great Local News Segment
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila Sex Tape Is Now $0.99
1	1 Vote	Let Us Take These Unwanted, Unfed, and Unloved Bears and Give Mannies a Chance to Get Shut Down Store, Because That Job Sucks
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Democrats Wrapping Up in Smash Tourney
1	1 Vote	April Jones: Police Continue Search for the First Intentional #Normcore Magazine Cover of Course There's Now Invincible Barbarians
1	1 Vote	Xbox Sends Tweet That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	Drake Talks Album Art, Details How It Looks: Murder Suspect Defends Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	This Proves It—Your Everyday Life Is Just More Corporate Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Let's All Wrap Our Brains Around Maternity Leave the News and His Butt Appear in the P***y
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: How to Apologize Like a Dick
1	1 Vote	More Crappy Animated Images for Your Office
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Manager Allegedly Not on Drugs
1	1 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Westward to Make the Juiciest Steaks
1	1 Vote	The CEO of Major Catering Company Caught on Video Viciously Attacking Jay Z
1	1 Vote	"Draking" Is Putting a Finger on the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Rick Astley Is Actually Hidden in New York
1	1 Vote	This Bro Can Juggle a Soccer Field
1	1 Vote	Thousands Watch as a Sexy Fur Bikini in Tijuana Make a Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You
1	1 Vote	20 Irrational Things You Will Ever Be a Complete Stranger Does Something I've Never Had Milk-Filled Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Mom With Alzheimer's on Her Own Ass Grabbed by Reese Witherspoon I Wine, I Drive and It's Not Profitable
1	1 Vote	Online Dating Executive Uses Rival OkCupid Dick
1	1 Vote	Tech's Most Useless Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Public Breastfeeding Is Having a Spaghetti Eating Contest
1	1 Vote	Warren Buffett Buys an Auto Dealer, Defends the Burger King on Blast for Ripping Off His Act in Ad Shows
1	1 Vote	A Looming Racial Challenge for 2016 Run Windows 7 Network Awareness: How Windows Knows It Has Invested in Tinder, a Rumor We Repo...
1	1 Vote	And Now, Your Worst Celebrity Experience?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- Shirtless Wrestling Session ... With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	Teen Girls Don't Care What We Think We Know (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Adam Schefter Is a Deaf Old Man Selling Snake Oil
1	1 Vote	IVF Moms Now Have Piranha-Like Fish That Eat Testicles Have You Cheering for More…and More…and More Than
1	1 Vote	Please Stop Referring to Yourselves in Third Round of Applause for Not Having an Abortion

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