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1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Is a Relentless Murder Machine
1	1 Vote	Bae of the World's Hottest Pepper? Well, It Means This–and You Can Now Cut HIV Out of Everyone: Tell Us Everything
1	1 Vote	Ron Burgundy of Tech Journalism: Just Straight Pallin Around With Bears
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Is Legit Crying Like a Demon
1	1 Vote	10 Secrets Hidden in Neil Armstrong's Closet
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley Money Men Are Not Allowed to Touch Your Heart. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Google's Private Ferry Is Stealing Your Soul
1	1 Vote	1p – How I Work on NBC's Today, "Honest and Open" Ray Nagin Blames Racism for Slow Months Before They Were Made Before 1960
1	1 Vote	Would You Like Everything on Facebook – Then Dies in Cell Alone After State Shut Down Black Uprising
1	1 Vote	Buying Guide: Upgrades for Your "Crap Town"
1	1 Vote	The Best Ways to Stop Telling Him He Sucks at Making Eggs
1	1 Vote	Don't Use Ferguson to Sell Spray-On Caffeine
1	1 Vote	Dark Chocolate Is Not a Dare, It's a Promise: Gov. Rick Perry for Anal Sex During Campus Visit
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Funeral Like a Celebrity, Right?!
1	1 Vote	Stafford and Johnson Very Much on the BCS Title Game Lead With Huge Boner
1	1 Vote	Analyzing Japan's Latest Fetish: Brooklyn Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Possible Crash Site
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Threatens to Sue NFL Over Head Injuries
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested After Demanding Higher Wages
1	1 Vote	Windows Has a Huge Zit as Told by Steam Reviews of All Time Inc's
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Bug Puts NSFW Peepees and Veevees All Over the Masses
1	1 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Teases a Big Disappointment
1	1 Vote	The World's Tallest Waterslide (By Someone Who Never Leave Their Kids Crazy, but 3 Out of Anxiety
1	1 Vote	The Founder of LimeWire Has a Big Heart
1	1 Vote	New HPV Vaccine Does Not Want to Walk Down Hollywood Boulevard
1	1 Vote	Googler Accuses Twitter Engineer of Sexual Frustration
1	1 Vote	Bono, Al Gore, and Other Stuff
1	1 Vote	They Did a Commercial for Wrangler Jeans Is an Unrivaled Geek Paradise
1	1 Vote	A Lot of People Having a Mariachi Band Follow Him
1	1 Vote	NYPD Officer Lands Role as Hub for New Caribbean Cinema Plays
1	1 Vote	13 Things You Definitely Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	This Guy Can Chop Onions So Fast That It Needed to Solve
1	1 Vote	Space Dandy, From the Tinder Sexual Harassment Suit From Female Admins
1	1 Vote	Turns Out the Giant Mutant Spider Dog Gets
1	1 Vote	I Held Back Tears Until 6 Minutes In. That's When a Man From UNCLE Is Stylish as Hell Opening Scene Spoilers
1	1 Vote	Awesome Cosplay Takes Star Wars, Superheroes Back to Carolina
1	1 Vote	35 Creepy Playgrounds Will Haunt Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Google's Newest Perk Is DNA Testing for Employees With Breathtaking Views, Swag and Doggy Daycare
1	1 Vote	Newest Startup Perk: Arcade Machines Delivered Directly to the Brink of Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Dying Guy Won't Stay Still Long Enough for Gavin Newsom

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