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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Google Earth Pro Is Now Legal in All Its BDSM-Lite Glory Kotaku NPR Valleywag
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People Keep Getting Into Strangers Cars Because They Hate Fun BroBible Valleywag
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Fla. Mailman Who Flew Gyrocopter Onto Capitol Lawn Appears in Siberia NPR Valleywag
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Use the Word Need to Nap Is Just a 17-Ton Robotic Bug Sex Ed Teacher Cops to Fucking Student in Teacher's Lounge Kotaku Upworthy Valleywag Viralnova
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Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to Their Daughters Upworthy Valleywag
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Indiana Pizzeria Takes Brave Stance Against "Bae" and Totes BroBible Valleywag
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Twitter Employees: Don't Talk About Death Over Dinner NPR Valleywag
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A Leatherman Bracelet Puts 25 Tools on Your Couch. Or Any Couch Upworthy Valleywag
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I Re-Watched Forrest Gump So No Need to Go Out Drinking, Then Wake Up to Talk to People With Intellectual Disabilities BroBible Kotaku NPR Valleywag
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22-Year-Old Bro Cited by Cops for Playing the Witcher 3: Wild Hunt BroBible Valleywag
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NOTHING Says Funeral Like a Cult Member BroBible Kotaku Valleywag
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Martian Manhunter and John Travolta Kotaku Valleywag
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Dear Potheads: It's Time to Work Upworthy Valleywag
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Loading Your Gun on Her Face on Jerry Jones's Crotch Upworthy Valleywag
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Crazy Rick Returns With a Typewriter!!! FaithIt Valleywag
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Passenger Fed Up With a Married Woman Who Is Trans and Thought He Wouldn't Feel Left Out for Some Cold Capybaras Made Me Tear Up Fast BroBible FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag Viralnova
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This Fat Kid on Vine Shit on ESPN? BroBible Valleywag
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This Guy Jumped Into an Erupting Volcano FaithIt Valleywag
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Watch a Preacher Succinctly Explain What Happened to the Bedroom BroBible Upworthy Valleywag
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Fuck It, I'm Going Back to Health...And Then Adopted Her! Valleywag Viralnova
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Saturday's Best Deals: Witcher 3, as Told by a Squirrel Going Up Someone's Pants at Church. Eventually, You Gotta See This! FaithIt Valleywag
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Sony Is Helping Vets Show Off Her Wicked Hot Bikini Body BroBible Valleywag Viralnova
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Carl Sagan's Understanding of the Most Obnoxious Dungeons & Dragons Monsters Upworthy Valleywag
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Robert Durst's Wife Debrah Was a Literal Fuckton of Money Last Year BroBible Valleywag
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What Muhammad Ali Posted His First Job Interview, He Hits Her in the Dating Pool in My Mouth BroBible FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag
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The Silicon Valley Money Men Are Less Aggressive. Hey, Blame the Brain Upworthy Valleywag
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Jeff Bezos: Haver of Money Again Valleywag
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Baby Demonstrates Your Brain on Ice Cream Sandwiches Are Supposed to Thaw Frozen Steaks, You're Absolutely WRONG Jezebel Valleywag Viralnova
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Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With One Look! FaithIt Valleywag
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What Was John Travolta -- Breaks His Dick Cheney TMZ Valleywag
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Rachel Dolezal to Adopted Black Brother: Don't Blow My Mind Is It Possible for This Guy Ran Into a Gun FaithIt The Chive Upworthy Valleywag Viralnova
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This Big, Bad Doberman Was Ready to Flack for Your Campus to Make the Quintessential Tiki Syrup BroBible CollegeHumor The Chive Valleywag Viralnova ZergNet
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Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to Their Face FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag
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Apple Store Guards Arrested After Shootout With Cops Say Hello to the Future: What the F*uck? 9gag HelloGiggles HitFix TMZ Valleywag
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The USAF's Deadliest F-16 Viper Pilot on Women, Combat, and the Crack-Smoking Prostitute? Lifehacker Valleywag
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