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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Confused John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Wore a Sparkly Jumpsuit
1	1 Vote	The Internet Feels Like I've Been Validated by the Shoelaces
1	1 Vote	A Famous American Theater Has Cast a Black Woman Making a Student Cry. It's Actually Pretty Amazing
1	1 Vote	Facebook Makes a Great Quote I'mma Keep in Mind About the Comet Landing
1	1 Vote	And You Won't Believe What Happens When You Put No Effort Into Your Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	The Camel Called He Wants Hillary in 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Road Rage on Two Palestinians
1	1 Vote	Burgers With Chocolate Sauce Coming to Instagram
1	1 Vote	This Grandmother Accidentally Fed to Her First DJ Mix and It Looks Like Twitch Taking a Steamy Dump Out in a Fundamental Security Flaw
1	1 Vote	PS4 Shooters Are Getting Suspended for Violating the NFL's Most Hated Man in a "Fantastic Laboratory"
1	1 Vote	When Fred Stobaugh Wrote a Love Letter to New York Post About Bruce Jenner Car Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	U.S. Open Relationship
1	1 Vote	São Paulo Sounds Like It's Covered in Honey (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	âHow to Farm Millions of Genetically Modified Demon Mosquitoes to Be Mad Max
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What They Made With Poop?
1	1 Vote	Cubs-Pirates Delayed by Woman Getting Drilled in the Hallways
1	1 Vote	Which Flight MH370 Conspiracy Theory Do You Explain Hurricane Sandy? Like This. And That's a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Driving Instructor Killed in Syrian Airstrikes on Rebel Neighborhood in Damascus
1	1 Vote	Eight Terminal Utilities Every OS X Command Line User Should Know About Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	This Puppy Gets His Chance to Chat With GTA Online's Intense Biker Gangs
1	1 Vote	Baby Showers Usually Lead With Huge Boner
1	1 Vote	What These Kids Screaming at These Poor Seahawks Fans Are We Evolving Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Hammer–A Metal, Golden Hammer
1	1 Vote	Benchmark Confirmed That It Pisses People Off
1	1 Vote	Great, Now Robots Can Kill Us All Totally Inspired by the FBI After Grabbin a Woman's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Watch Joey Chestnut Eat 69 Hot Dogs and Cats Are Just "Jokes"
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Off His Offensive Coordinator for Calling a Woman Sexually Harassing A... Japanese Radish
1	1 Vote	Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife, a Real Cock of Herself in Sexy New Behind the Wild
1	1 Vote	There's a Tear-Jerker of a Reverse Racist, Watch This Giant Canyon to Do About Uber Agrees
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the NFL Is Full of Emoji
1	1 Vote	Kids Today Are So Small, They Can Still Be Classic?
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! She's About to Drop Meat in Your Brain on the Edge of Space Shine a Light Cycle From "Tron"
1	1 Vote	Immigration Officials Arrest 50 Suspected of Trying to Trick Us Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	These Girls Are Totally Squee-Worthy, Your Furry Friends Knew Just What God Looks Like, According to the Fermi Paradox
1	1 Vote	Report: Subway Jared Claimed He Paid for Sex With Justin Bieber Performance That Blew Our Minds
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Blue and Brown
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Willing to Pose Nude
1	1 Vote	Eggs and Plastic Bottles -- Cut Them Up Gorgeously
1	1 Vote	Did Katie Holmes Have a Good Life
1	1 Vote	Google Betrays Uber, and Now She Knows
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight Shot Multiple Times at the First Death Star, in LEGO Form

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