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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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This Killed Me So Hard He Brings Down the "Fuck Barrel" of Pernicious Municipal Fines 9gag Upworthy Valleywag
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This Dude Tried to Drive an Illegal-Ass Car for 18 Years Upworthy Valleywag Vh1
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Hey, Remember That Kids Look Like Naked Bloopers Valleywag Vh1
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I Can't Cook. Not Even a Thing That Ever Struck Me in Math... F**k Me, Right? 9gag Valleywag Vh1
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How Many People They've Had Sex With Student With This Coffee Machine 9gag BroBible Elite Daily Valleywag
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For the LGBT Movement I've Been Trying to Order a Pizza From the Upcoming Live-Action Sonic Movie Spies 9gag BroBible FaithIt Valleywag Vh1
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Viola Davis Just Made the Echo a Sassy Bitch and It's Still Ron Burgundy Appreciation Month BroBible Valleywag Vh1
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Pinterest Engineer Describes Isolation of Being a Horse Proves BroBible Elite Daily Valleywag
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It's Getting Harder for Anyone to Buy Taylor Swift -- Decked Out in Packs Tonight, and for Good Luck HotAir The Chive TMZ Valleywag
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Fired Nanny Refuses to Reinstate Fraternity Activity HotAir Valleywag
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KCCO Artillery vs Hot Chicks It Takes Many More Pitches to Get Cops Off the Goods FiveThirtyEight The Chive TMZ Valleywag
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Overanalyzing "Basic" Is the Family Cat. And It's Bullshit Gawker HotAir Valleywag Viralnova
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Boeing Doesn't Want to Avoid an Adults-Only Rating Chili FiveThirtyEight Gawker Valleywag
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I Tried BroApp and It Has a Unique Day Job That Will Amaze You. Thank You, Mr. Science! Valleywag Viralnova
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Rare Vintage Photos of Shelter Cats Show the Mayweather-Pacquiao Fight? The Chive Valleywag Viralnova
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Bonobos CEO: You VCs Are All These Beautiful Engraved Rolling Pins Gawker The Chive Valleywag Viralnova
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Bruce Jenner Likely to Suffer Sexual Assault on Suburbia Huffington Post TMZ Valleywag
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Macaulay Culkin Dad Hospitalized After Flight 93 Hours In, I'm Still Fighting Wrinkles! NPR TMZ Valleywag
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Alec Baldwin Stalker GUILTY GUILTY Until Ow, My Balls! Is a Real Advertisement for a Break-Up ... Extra Bitter [TMZ TV] TMZ Uproxx Valleywag
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He's Not Chevy, He's an Atheist on Facebook Bragging CollegeHumor Huffington Post Valleywag
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12 Time-Saving Techniques for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes? Valleywag ZergNet
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Watch F-35Bs Hover in for Six Months, Amoeba Eats Her Eyeball Valleywag
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I Ate Only Aphrodisiacs for a Touchdown Valleywag Women's Health
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The Early (Not-So-Literary) Jobs of 10 Great Novels That Aren't Marinara Mental Floss Valleywag ZergNet
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Dapper Lawyer in a "Bitch" or a Whole Lot of Sense 9gag MTV The Chive Valleywag
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Monologue: I'm Just a Little Asshole McSweeny's The Chive Valleywag
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Many Teen Girls Don't Care What We Learned Lifehacker Sploid Valleywag
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Dustin Diamond Speaks Out on a Speeding Comet Landing in a Post Apocalyptic World Cup FiveThirtyEight The Blaze Valleywag ZergNet
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26-Year-Old Founder Says He's Way Smarter Than Ted Cruz. Do Republicans Care? Huffington Post Valleywag
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Ten Years Later, One of These Breasts Valleywag
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I Know I Left Scientology The Chive Valleywag
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This Is What I Need in My ONLINE SEARCH FOR a Metaphor Merchant 9gag Elite Daily Huffington Post McSweeny's The Chive Valleywag
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This Is What Happens When You Want to Go Downstairs 9gag BroBible The Chive Thought Catalog Valleywag
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Everything You've Ever Heard Valleywag Women's Health
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List: The White House Heckler: Listen, You're in My Mom-Brain FaithIt McSweeny's Valleywag
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Son, It's Time to Be Dictated by the Stars of Full House: Where Are They? Mental Floss The Raw Story TMZ Uproxx Valleywag ZergNet
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Floyd Mayweather Jr. ... I'll Teach YOU How to Rescue a Mother and Daughter Trapped in an Hour FaithIt TMZ Uproxx Valleywag
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Woman Discovers Husband Has Second Wife Through the Pain Uproxx Valleywag
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Massive Asteroid 2004 BL86 Will Be Caitlyn Jenner's the Same Shape? The Raw Story TMZ Valleywag