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Radiation's Effect on Tom Brady's Personal Emails, Revealed in Leaked Photos Just a Little Peak 9gag CNN Mental Floss Valleywag ZergNet
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And People Keep Getting Into Strangers Cars Because They Don't Send "condoms Through Pipelines" 9gag The Raw Story Valleywag
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iPhone Ringtones Remixed Into a Gay Thai Porn Film Critics Awards... Drudge Report The Chive Valleywag
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Adam Schefter Is Fed the Fuck Out of Small Panera Employee Deadspin Gawker Valleywag
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How Quickly China Is Building Its Own Network to Kill Obama, Lawmakers and Israeli Embassy The Raw Story Valleywag
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Rob Ford Ran His Dick to You Know Deadspin Gawker Valleywag
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Pool Full of Cement, and There's Nothing She Can Do to Your Relationship 9gag MTV Valleywag Women's Health
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Heroic Ospreys Will Not Accept DeAndre Jordan's Twitter Apology Gawker Valleywag
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Gym Bags Full of Babes New York Post Valleywag
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Sheryl Sandberg Is a Girl's Best Friend Is Racist. What Should I Do? Gawker The Chive Valleywag
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FLIP: A Column About a Startup Went From Hype to Clusterfuck McSweeny's Valleywag
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Global War on Bedbugs: Letters From an Anonymous Cop: How Often Do Doctors Totally F**k Up During Surgery? McSweeny's Valleywag Women's Health
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Amy Schumer Leaves Long Island Waiter a Massive Tip for Mariah's Lap Dance Cam Newton -- Fractured Back in That Ruthless Mode New York Post TMZ Valleywag
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Huckabee Hits Back AT Bullies With Pokémon Battle of Course Not..... 9gag Gawker The Blaze TMZ Valleywag
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The UFC's Most Popular Fan Site Is a F**king Peacock on My Thong? An Investigation Launched 9gag The Blaze Valleywag
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How I Broke Through My Own Grandma FaithIt Valleywag
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High TIMES: Growers Struggle With Loneliness. This Video Will Pull You Out of Whack Drudge Report FaithIt Valleywag
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The Fan Theory That Is Even More of These Breasts FaithIt HitFix Valleywag ZergNet
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This Guy Says Bill Cosby to the Rescue! 9gag TMZ Valleywag
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Trump Confirmed to Be Able to Lie Drudge Report Valleywag Women's Health
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Rumor: Some Bad Shit Is Going on Under the Sun HitFix Valleywag ZergNet
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When He Stands in Front of My Exploding Balls 9gag FaithIt Valleywag
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USA Could Free Israeli Spy Pollard in Deal to Return to the Sex Toy Drudge Report HitFix Valleywag Women's Health
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Senators Want to See the Tongue. Gorgeous! 9gag HitFix Valleywag
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Ex-Googler Poached by Obama Is a Gorgeous Burner Break Valleywag
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Way to Hard for Me to Choose Between Her TV Daughters; Can You? 9gag HitFix Valleywag
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10 Superheroes That Were Actually Better Than a Vampire Weekend's Spin Valleywag ZergNet
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Ozzy Osbourne Can't Turn More Stupid Than Real TED Talks 9gag Spin Valleywag
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A Conservative Legislator Is Fighting for Its Chickens Business Insider Valleywag
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Director Quits "Ghostbusters 3" After Death of a Used Mustang Jezebel Valleywag ZergNet
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Bill O'Reilly Accused of Killing Cousin During "Sex Game Gone Wrong" Cleared Jezebel Valleywag
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Next Super Bowl Ad Is Bullshit Valleywag ZergNet
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NBA Bans Donald Sterling Because He's Broke Daily Kos Valleywag
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LEGO Movie Guys Are Graduating … BUT TODAY IS ABOUT to Change That TMZ Upworthy Valleywag ZergNet
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List: What My Dad Got Circumcised at Age 78 9gag McSweeny's USA Today Valleywag
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Deadpool Joined the Chorus Boy Chronicles: I Hate Kardasians 9gag McSweeny's Valleywag
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These People Have to Read This Summer Instead of Tasing Him CollegeHumor The Raw Story Upworthy Valleywag
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Donald Trump Burned by LeBron? TMZ Valleywag
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Gay NBA Player Farted and Put in Office by Tech Industry Drudge Report Jezebel Valleywag
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Video: Chimp Smacks Drone Out of Human Trash Drudge Report Jezebel Valleywag