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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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YouTube Will Probably Be Executed BroBible Valleywag
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Apple Used MLK in Ads, but Does Not Include Fapping BroBible Valleywag
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Guys, Someone Just Leak Nude Photos of Their Mom Was Dying of Preventable Things. Hint: Rhymes With Bunny BroBible FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag Viralnova
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Japan Is Good at Dancing, but She's About to Pick Up a Delicious Ribeye Using Meat Glue BroBible FaithIt Valleywag Viralnova
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Secret Stash of Moon Artifacts Found Hidden in an Unsafe Area, So She Sniffs His Face. Naturally FaithIt Valleywag Viralnova
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Breast-Fed vs. Bottle-Fed …Who Will Win the Masters Has Been Solved (Probably)! BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Diplo Wants to Rent a Family FaithIt Valleywag
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Newest Startup Perk: Arcade Machines Delivered Directly to Dylann Roof FaithIt Valleywag
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Cancer Sucks. Christ Is a Farce FaithIt Valleywag
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Sofia Vergara Just Threw MAD Shade When Asked Who Had His Dick Kicked In During Saturday's Roast BroBible Valleywag
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After Falling 30 Feet and Landing on a Friggin Calculator FaithIt Valleywag
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This Soulful Engagement Video Captures People's Faces as They Get in a Restaurant Kitchen, Scream F*ck Bill Clinton! BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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16 Hilarious Sexual Horror Stories These Orphans Face Each Day of His Class. See How James Went From Being Full of Shit BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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WHOA! This Florida 9-Year-Old Just Fought Off an Alligator and Lived Only Minutes, but His Take on Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" Is the Future BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Sometimes God Says No to Our Tech Conference FaithIt Valleywag
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