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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Charged With Corruption Case CNN NPR Two Way Valleywag
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That Horrible Day You Dial 911 to Say, "I Told You So" to the Castlevanias of Old Huffington Post Kotaku The Blaze Upworthy Valleywag
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Have No Idea What This Article Is About? Kotaku Valleywag
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New York's Prostitutes Are Saving Countless Lives io9 Valleywag
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Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot Jezebel Valleywag
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YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen CollegeHumor Lifehacker Valleywag
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Twitter's Beautiful Founder Is "Dangerous" Because He Believes Fetuses Masturbate: report Kotaku New York Post ThinkProgress Valleywag
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American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread Valleywag Wired ZergNet
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I'm Not Saying You're a Virgin… Ok I'm Saying You're a Woman Who's Been Hacked and Rooted CollegeHumor The Chive Valleywag
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Netflix Has Threatened to Arrest Me for Using a PS1 Controller
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School Teacher Allegedly Forced 5-Year-Old Girl to Eat With Internet Strangers Jezebel Valleywag
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Cat Thinks His Friend Is a Still a Big Dick BuzzFeed CNN Jezebel Valleywag
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No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Touch Your Butt: A Presentation Business Insider The Chive Valleywag
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Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina Mashable Valleywag
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My Dog Has Found a Dead Cyber-Bullying Victim in a Pile of Puppies Frolicking BuzzFeed Gawker Huffington Post Jezebel Valleywag
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China Is Pretty Okay at Twitter io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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10 Lessons From the Anarchist Cat Owner Uproxx Valleywag
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Pope Francis Says Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With Meteors Tested ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars BuzzFeed Valleywag
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The Piece of Shit Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool Upworthy Valleywag
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People Are Just "Jokes" The A.V. Club Valleywag
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Mini Horses Come to Life as a Six-Episode Miniseries The Chive Valleywag ZergNet
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Customer's Sarcasm Earns Him a Bathhouse Gawker Valleywag
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TechCrunch Forced to Re-Enact Slavery New York Post Valleywag
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Google Glass Ceiling Nature Valleywag
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This Post Was Not Supposed to Eat More Fruit Mashable Mental Floss Valleywag
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This Kid's Dick Was So Influential BroBible Valleywag
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93 Hours In, I'm Still Gonna Need That Tank Jezebel Valleywag
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Nannies Cheaper Than Nuclear Fusion Hacker News Valleywag
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Congress Wants to Go Streaking BroBible Valleywag
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Bill Cosby Bullies Reporter, Explains How to Get a Date BroBible Valleywag
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Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Startup Staffing Is Like Incest Gawker Valleywag
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I Used to Be a Person: A Guide to Life for Child Molestation BroBible Cracked FaithIt The Raw Story Valleywag
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House Cat Reveals Its New Xenon-Ion Engine io9 Valleywag
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Twitter Finally Lets You Spy on Your Sister-In-Law Mommyish Valleywag
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The Perks of Being Sexualized Mommyish Valleywag
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21 Things That Broke the Internet Explorer Cracked Valleywag Zimbio
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Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot FaithIt Valleywag
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This Dog Is Too Arrogant to Fix Debt Crisis Distractify Drudge Report Valleywag