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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Fat-Shaming Eugenicist Will Get His Face Smashed in Slow-Motion BroBible Valleywag
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Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work — Literally Gizmodo io9 Valleywag
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