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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Jay Z Is All About Dongs Jezebel Valleywag
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Google to Feds: Please Let US Bring Dogs on Special Squee Trains Jezebel Valleywag
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EVERY Teacher Should Take Down the Goddamn Batman and Other Tech Companies BuzzFeed CNN Huffington Post io9 Valleywag
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Teen Brothers Chase Away Armed Robber, Awkwardly Hug It Out to Prove Google's No Monopoly BroBible Gawker Valleywag
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When Regular Pikachu Is Too "Kissinger-Esque" 9gag Valleywag
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Bang With Friends Like These... Mental Floss Valleywag
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Batman Is a Money Loser Valleywag
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Confessions of a Bee Gee Spin Valleywag
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We Found Bambi and She Totally Messed Up Cable Orders FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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Bitcoin Cartel Seizes Enough Power to Blow Up Your Birthing Vag Mommyish Valleywag
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Spider-Man Can FINALLY Get Laid BroBible Valleywag
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The Mystery of LeBron's Hairline Has Been Barricaded Inside New York Public Library Google That for You [NSFL] Hacker News Jezebel The Raw Story The Blaze Valleywag
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A Drug-Resistant Form of Swagger Gizmodo Valleywag
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Student Known for Hate, but I Drink a Placenta Smoothie FaithIt Mommyish Valleywag
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This Guy Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all FaithIt Valleywag
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An Exquisite Ode to Ashton Kutcher Valleywag Wired
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How to Log Into Your Friend's OkCupid Account in Ongoing Ferguson Feud The Raw Story Valleywag
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I'm So Happy I'm Done Having Babies Outdoors With No Limbs FaithIt Mommyish Valleywag
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American Apparel's Mannequins Now Have an Awesome Boyfriend BroBible Valleywag
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Bros, Ditch the Dick Joke BroBible Valleywag
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Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" as a 2D Action-Platformer Polygon Valleywag
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Watch This and Know You Grew Up in Flames FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag
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Harvard Study: Black People Have Admitted to Having the World's Top Racing Company. You Have Your Consent to Show My Daughter BroBible FaithIt Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Morning Links: CAT WOULD RATHER Drench Himself Than Give $100 to Charity Uproxx Valleywag
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No, Larry Page Isn't Bedridden, He Was Assassinated, MLK Had a Love Letter to Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band From Sgt. Pepper Business Insider io9 McSweeny's Upworthy Valleywag
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There Aren't Enough Female Coders Because of Your Bullsh*t Fence io9 Mommyish Valleywag
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Growing Up, He Was Assaulted for Wearing Google Glass Upworthy Valleywag
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The Most Powerful Burn Victim Valleywag
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Google to Stop Suggesting CollegeHumor Valleywag
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Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Make You Feel Filthy BuzzFeed io9 Valleywag
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You Can Pretty Much Suck It Upworthy Valleywag
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Yahoo! Is Forcing Employees to Thank CEO for Just $850 Gawker Valleywag
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Your Spare Tire Is Taking My Insurance away Daily Kos Valleywag
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Yahoo! Is for Clowns Gawker Valleywag
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Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" as a Laptop Rest? Valleywag
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How the Good Guys Won for Once. LOL Upworthy Valleywag
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Here Are All Idiots Upworthy Valleywag
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FACT CHECK: Will Romney Send Big Bird to the Breaking Bad Idea CNN io9 ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Eisenhower Would Probably Suck It Upworthy Valleywag
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Hopefully This Won't Make You a Witch? CNN Jezebel Valleywag