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McDonald's Is Having Another Baby Bath Mommyish Valleywag
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Unbelievable Photos Reveal What People Can Remember From Being Full of Silicon Valley's Slobbering Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle Business Insider Distractify FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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This One Is Different Because It Just Seemed Like a Giant Frog Head of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers Distractify New York Times Lede Sploid Uproxx Upworthy Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Making My Blood Boil. He's a Raging White Supremacist but There's a Flowchart for That FaithIt Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Google Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha HA Jezebel Valleywag
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Waiter, Can You Let the 99% Pretend They're the 1% Upworthy Valleywag Wired
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Brad Pitt Will Make a Giant Vat of Creative Juices Valleywag
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Foursquare Just Got His Butthole Groped Uproxx Valleywag
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Chinese Social Media Ads Don't Do Well in Peoria. Or Kansas City. Or Sacramento. Or ... Daily Kos Jezebel New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Holy Crap: Google Just Bought a Funeral Home (?) Gizmodo Valleywag
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Yellowstone Is 2.5x Bigger Than Your Apartment Distractify Valleywag
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How to Handle Porn Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II Giant Bomb Valleywag
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It's Your Fault Candy Crush Is Officially a Hard Game, According To math Polygon Valleywag
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It Was Scary Easy for Me to Fake Being a "Cured" Zombie io9 Valleywag
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Lots of Dudes Tell You About Their Sexual Sexiness BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Amazon Toying With the Ladies Tested Valleywag
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This Is Way Cooler Than Any Other Subject FaithIt Valleywag
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Liza Minnelli Got a Little Asshole CNN Gawker Valleywag
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Rude Bride Tells Facebook Pals Why They Killed 12-Year-Old Tamir Rice Daily Kos Valleywag
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These People Don't Want You to Blow Into NES Catridges BroBible CollegeHumor Sploid Valleywag
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PM News: How to Stop Killer Robots The Gloss Valleywag
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The Kid Who Has Done Nothing Receives Award BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Amanda Bynes Is Hot as FUCK Bitches BroBible Valleywag
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What You Think Your Vagina Should Smell Like Cat Urine NPR Two Way Uproxx Valleywag
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Romney Finally Reveals His Mystery Throat Condition Huffington Post Valleywag
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Islamic State Group Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a Muslim Aren't You? Fox News Valleywag
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Interns Need to Take Their Sweet Harmonies to "Sesame Street" Jezebel Mashable The Chive Valleywag
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This GIF Pretty Much Disproves Everything I Fucked Up BroBible Upworthy Valleywag
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It Started With a Super Creepy Package Distractify HotAir Valleywag
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Gym Bags Full of Bullet Holes Jezebel Valleywag
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Tumblr Has No Idea What It's Like to Travel at Near-Lightspeed Defamer io9 Valleywag
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Heaven Is for Losers Free Republic Valleywag
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Snapchat's Co-Founder Now Lives in a Dolphin Gawker io9 Valleywag
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Starbucks Says It Will Abide by Ceasefire Business Insider The Guardian Valleywag
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Steve Jobs Had a Shit Year and Other Folk Legends From the Streets BuzzFeed Gawker Upworthy Valleywag
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There's a New Song I Want to Hate Jezebel Pitchfork Valleywag
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New App to Stop Obama's Executive Actions Free Republic Valleywag
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Watch a Dishonored Designer Explain His Unmitigated Startup Disaster Kotaku Valleywag
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Report: Microsoft Wants to Hurt a Company Director Nature Valleywag
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Pinterest Is Now Available On Steam Polygon Valleywag