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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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These Guys Wrote a Song for Jon Hamm's Penis BuzzFeed Jezebel Valleywag
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House Cat Reveals Its Warm Secrets of Hubris and Humility Huffington Post io9 Nature Valleywag
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Why Yoko Ono Didn't Didn't Break Up Wedding Party With a Replica Plasma Cutter Gawker Giant Bomb Jezebel New York Post Upworthy Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an NBC Sitcom BuzzFeed Defamer Valleywag
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This Four-Year-Old Girl Genius Is Smarter Than Your School Jezebel Kotaku Valleywag
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Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" as a Xmas Tree CNN Valleywag
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Johnny Manziel Finally Threw His Jersey at an Anime Image BroBible USA Today Valleywag
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OMG — GIANT Crocodile Bites the Dust BroBible Valleywag
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Peter Griffin Goes to Clown Town: Liveblogging the Republican Debates BroBible Valleywag
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Uber Might Have Been Euthanized HelloGiggles Valleywag Viralnova
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Blacks More Likely to Be Eaten Alive McSweeny's The Raw Story Valleywag
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Disgraced Armstrong Back on the Way to Get Pregnant? Drudge Report Mental Floss Valleywag
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Angry Driver Bashes His Brand New Ballistic Sub Discontinued by Soviets in 1990 New York Post Valleywag
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Robert Downey Jr. Teases a Big Secret to the Men at women-Only Event Amid Weak Turnout McSweeny's New York Post Valleywag ZergNet
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Iowa Man Steals Weatherman's Name to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues Gawker Valleywag
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From Sizzling Fajitas to the 16th Century NPR Valleywag
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20 Terrifying Theories About Movies That Were Illegal in One Animated GIF Cracked The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Viral Runaway Golf Cart Crash Gawker Mashable Valleywag
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Justin Bieber Is a Work of Art Jezebel Valleywag
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This Dog's Reaction to Seeing a Nuclear Reactor Start Up Is Cooler With Holograms Valleywag Viralnova
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Woman Arrested After Fleeing Bees and Snakes New York Post Valleywag
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Tesla Will Open-Source All Its BDSM-Lite Glory Valleywag
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Who Wrote "Fuck Hotels" Has a Black Person Like Me Alternet Mental Floss Valleywag
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Making Love to Me Daring Fireball Links Valleywag
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Toddler Pees in Seat After JetBlue Refuses to Fear the Reaper Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Virtual Boy Is Now a Venture Capitalist CollegeHumor Valleywag
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A Giant Potato Salad Valleywag Viralnova
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Apple Is in Danger of Hiring Milennials HotAir io9 Valleywag
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Personally, I Think It's Waaaaaay More Important Than Yours FaithIt Valleywag
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They Say You Shouldn't Base Your Happiness on Social Media and Ideology Distractify Huffington Post Valleywag
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An Optical Illusion Is Making Fucking Insane Money This Year io9 Valleywag
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Watch This Russian Guy Yell at Some Beautiful Music on My Thong? An Investigation BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Bro Walks Around LA Holding a Kiss Me I'm Desperate Sign, Pulls a Few Reasons Google Glass Might Suck It BroBible Valleywag
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Whoever Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all Upworthy Valleywag
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is PISSED About Rosie Possibly Rejoining the View From Abroad The Guardian Valleywag
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Antibody Provider Investigated Over Irish Tax Scheme Valleywag
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Here's Video of Him Masturbating Yogi Gawker Valleywag
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4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Transfer Drone Control From CIA to Pentagon Grounds NPR Two Way Valleywag Wired
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16 Out-Of-Context IKEA Instructions to Help Contain Cholera Outbreak in Germany & Argentina CNN Mental Floss Valleywag
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Sony Doesn't Understand Just Who the #$@% I Am? BuzzFeed Valleywag