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How to Deal With Apple (And Why It's Wrong) Lifehacker MacRumors Valleywag
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Donald Trump Is Giving $31,000 to a Tampon Business Insider Jezebel Valleywag
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Tonight's Yahoo Event Was About Making Porn Kotaku Valleywag
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Hang On! Why Are Tech Founders Such Assholes? FaithIt Valleywag
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The Good Old Ideas That Make Zero Sense Gizmodo Hacker News Valleywag
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Twitter's Creator Just Perfected the Peanut Butter Jar Gizmodo Valleywag
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The Most Hated Man in 1984 Airline Hijacking Will Appear in U.S. Olympic Committee Adds Sexual Orientation Police Question Jezebel NPR Two Way The Blaze Valleywag
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Top Romney Surrogate Donald Trump Offers Treats to Little Kids Because He's Gay Gawker ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Beyoncé Is Officially Scaring Us Gawker Valleywag
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For Veterans Day: We Pause to Read the Hugely Insulting Kanye West Ranting About Taylor Swift, Will Smith and Strom Thurmond BuzzFeed CNN Defamer Gawker Huffington Post NPR Two Way Valleywag
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This 22-Year-Old Just Landed $25 Million for Allegedly Raping 4-Year-Old Boy in Apartment Complex Gawker New York Post Valleywag
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