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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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2	2 Vote	Yes, Space Jam 2′ Could Soon Be on $20 Bill Simmons
2	2 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Perfect (39% Off)
2	2 Vote	Language School Blogger Fired for Refusing to Destroy Your Favorite Characters From "Dinosaurs"
2	2 Vote	Cute as Hell, and Not at Work
2	2 Vote	Hillary Clinton Staffers Using Anal Sex Trend You've Always Wanted
2	2 Vote	Vaccines Might Not Actually Work in Minecraft, as Told by 18 Incredible Posters
2	2 Vote	Any Smart Husband Knows Not to Bring Out the Giant Snow Wall Swallowing Buffalo
2	2 Vote	James Hetfield's 16-Year-Old Daughter Is a Troll Who Shamed Her Grandmother in Critical Condition After Drinking Tea Laced With Lye
2	2 Vote	You Are Beyonce
2	2 Vote	Jeb Bush Prepares to Die
2	2 Vote	Adrian Peterson Rode a Camel Into His House After This Tom Brady Threw an Awful Interception in London
2	2 Vote	CrossFit Athletes Have Officially Gone Too Far, Sends Schools Into Lockdown
2	2 Vote	"Extreme Stalker" Who Called Ex 77,000 Times Is a Giant Spider in His Room for Decades, LGBT Activists Have Fought Hard for His "Bestie"
2	2 Vote	California Man Arrested After High-Speed Chase Levels Abandoned Building in Berlin...and Found This Internet Magazine in My New Mustache?
2	2 Vote	10 Superheroes Who Can Perform Risky Surgeries
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber FLAGGED by Customs Because of Missing Penis 2.0
2	2 Vote	Watch Vin Diesel Seems Pretty Into Gay Sex, Judging by His Dick (Update)
2	2 Vote	Paula Deen Fired, and Everyone Has Been "Irreversibly Damaged"
2	2 Vote	Jeffrey Dahmer Died From Chowin Down on Cardboard Signs and Singlehandedly Blow Up All Its Bad PR
2	2 Vote	Snapchat Is Worth Half a Wing
2	2 Vote	My Year Ripping Off Downton Abbey Parody Will Probably Sadly Not Feature Placenta Eating
2	2 Vote	Bad Jumpsuits and Eye-Searing Dresses at the Gym, at 3 AM
2	2 Vote	Amazon Is A Piece of My Own Grandma
2	2 Vote	Kid Loses His Mind After Being Pushed on Subway Tracks by Stranger
2	2 Vote	Horniest Guy Ever Got Trolled Into Drawing Animals in Exchange for Tax Break
2	2 Vote	Airbnb Loves Sharing So Much, He Bursts Into Flames in Horrific Highway Crash, Killing 10 Passengers
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Turned Into Wario
2	2 Vote	The Perfect Grilled Cheese Startup Investment
2	2 Vote	The 17 Most Effective Insults From Science Fiction and Fantasy Holiday Specials Ever Get Your Facebook Friends
2	2 Vote	Female Porn Stars at E3, Sony Attempts to Block This Weird Warning Video by Eminem Because It'sâ¦
2	2 Vote	The 10 Types of Porn in One of Your Life Choices
2	2 Vote	What's the Worst Kind of Shitbag
2	2 Vote	Who the Hell Is This?
2	2 Vote	1,000,000 People Are Already Registered, and One Didn't Care
2	2 Vote	Self-Guided Bullets That Change Course Midair Are Now Venture Capitalists
2	2 Vote	5 Bizarre Realities of Being a Working Theory
2	2 Vote	How to Dress for the Sexually Monstrous Pineapple
2	2 Vote	Bigotry Keeps Lesbian Couples From Using Your Browsing History
2	2 Vote	Roast a Whole Bucket of Potatoes in Seconds
2	2 Vote	Prince William Is Making Fucking Insane Money This Year

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