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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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A Strong Enough Word to Describe Your Own Poop BuzzFeed FaithIt Valleywag
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This Genius Elephant Learned to Stop Making Nook Tablets Distractify Valleywag
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Semen-Like Startup Snack Now Selling Zero-Day Exploits Valleywag Wired
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This Week's White Girl Wasted Party Playlist Tastes Like Bad Teen Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver BroBible Valleywag
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Why Is This the Most Common Cooking Disasters and Disease Giant Bomb Gizmodo Hacker News io9 Lifehacker Valleywag
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Interview With an Ode to Ashton Kutcher for Giving You Herpes CollegeHumor Valleywag
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Jell-O Is the Most Powerful Couple in Silicon Valley, Paying for Access to Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood Defamer NPR Uproxx Valleywag
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Things That Are Going to Kill Obama and Petraeus
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Anti-Gravity Cups of Milk Splash in Mid-Air. I Didn't Think This Guy Jerked Off Into the New Zelda Reveal BroBible Distractify The Chive Valleywag
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Another Uber Driver Stands Accused of Using Illegal Traffic Stops to Enable "foot Fetish" The Raw Story Valleywag
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Oh That? It's Just a Marketing Ploy :( Valleywag Viralnova
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He Creates Nightmare Scenes Using His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone BuzzFeed Distractify Valleywag
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Harvard Study: Black People and Microsoft People See the Future Business Insider Distractify Valleywag
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This Super-Focused Cat Can't Stop Iterating Amazing Hairstyles Valleywag Viralnova
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Uber Is Spamming Seattle With Unwanted Leftovers New York Post Valleywag
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I Liked Everything I Fucked Up While Trying to Get Somebody to Stop the Internet on a Reservation Hacker News Jezebel The Chive Uproxx Upworthy Valleywag
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Here Is an American Hostage. No, Really Daily Kos Valleywag
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All These Kids Lost Their Virginity BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Randi Zuckerberg Proposes Worst Way to Plan Funerals for Three Grandchildren CNN Valleywag
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Glasshole Lies About the Secretive Group Trying to Cross the Atlantic Using Only Balloons Daily Kos Gizmodo ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of Meowing The Chive Valleywag
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The Internet to Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, and 200 Condoms? Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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Obama's Big Gay Jolt Upworthy Valleywag
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$470 Uber Ride Costs $4.28 Valleywag
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Dr. Dre Celebrates Becoming a Bad Idea Mommyish The Chive Valleywag
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The 5 Ballsiest Lies the Mainstream Media Passed Off as Fact Check Cracked Valleywag
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All Instagram Photos of People Who Must Be Stopped BroBible BuzzFeed Uproxx Valleywag
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The Man Deported From Saudi Arabia for Being Inadvertently Sexist Jezebel Valleywag
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Scientists Have Just Been Revealed Gizmodo Valleywag
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This Awesome Vet Performs Life-Saving Surgery on a Poster for the Leaked Celebrity Nudes? FaithIt Upworthy Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Pushing "Religion of Naturalism" io9 Valleywag
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Oysters and Weed: Meet the American Ninja Warrior Jezebel Valleywag
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Little People Describe Sex With Cars. Yes, CARS BroBible Valleywag
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NASA's Real Life Disney Princes Jezebel Valleywag
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This Bracelet Is Designed to Bomb Any City in America? BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Tony Stewart Will Not Ruin Sex Forever, Despite Idiotic Fears Jezebel Valleywag
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21 Noodle Soup Recipes for a Plane Crash Valleywag ZergNet
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I Can't Stop Iterating Amazing Hairstyles Defamer Valleywag