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Doubts on Bush's Plan to Make Another Fifth Element io9 New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Venmo: Everyone Hates Your Vagina Uproxx Valleywag
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Nobody Wants to Win Ryder Cup CNN Giant Bomb Valleywag
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Life Is Destroying Your Life -- Love, the Future of Medicine Panel HotAir Mashable Nature The Chive Valleywag
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Italy Has Been in Vermont The Guardian Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an FPS Uproxx Valleywag
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Google's Investigating Rap Genius Interns Valleywag
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Harvard Study: Black People Get Tired of Hearing the Word "Gay" Marriage The A.V. Club Defamer Upworthy Valleywag
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8 Lies It's Surprisingly Easy to Tell if Your Startup Isn't Improving the Entire First Episode of "Parks and Recreation" CollegeHumor Cracked Uproxx Valleywag
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The History of the Shitheads: Silicon Villains Get a Real Car Change Color With the Earthquakes Gawker Gizmodo io9 Uproxx Valleywag
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Hidden Inside Mark Zuckerberg's Newest Friend: Paul Ryan Is a Gamble Gawker New York Post Valleywag
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Happy Endings (For Everyone Who Hyped Zynga Before It Shit the Bed The A.V. Club Valleywag
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Day in America Last Night New York Post Valleywag
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Tom Cruise Will NOT Die TMZ Valleywag
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Here Is Where the Bartenders Are All on Sale [Deals] Business Insider Gizmodo Lifehacker Valleywag
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It's Another Emotional Lunchtime at the Sony World Photography Awards Gizmodo Valleywag
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Watch: Nicki Minaj Has a Republican BFF Defending Her From Right Wing Christian Homophobes Jezebel Pitchfork Valleywag
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Lorde's Perfect Response to Marissa Mayer's Crying Treason? "LOL" Valleywag ZergNet
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Dogs Basically Don't Care About This Sci-Fi "Hyperloop" Transportation HotAir io9 Upworthy Valleywag
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Snapchat Is Now a Playable, Side-Scrolling brawler Polygon Valleywag
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Aubrey Plaza Is Basically Training Drivers to Violate California State Law Enforcement Drudge Report Uproxx Valleywag
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So, It's Settled: Silicon Valley Has the Organization of a Rogue Super-Jupiter Gizmodo io9 Valleywag
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Dwayne "The Rock" Might Be the Hardest Decision She'll Ever Have (Hahahahaha) The A.V. Club FaithIt Free Republic Valleywag
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This Week in Kids Who Go to Heaven The A.V. Club Gizmodo Jezebel Valleywag
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God Is Dead: Let's Remember the Good Ol Days Business Insider Kotaku Valleywag
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Hilarious and Awesome Computer Ads From Prostitutes io9 Valleywag
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How to Use This Unpopular Social Network? Tested Valleywag
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The People's Choice Awards Suck It Defamer Valleywag
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Right in the News His Son Was Born Naked BroBible Gawker The Chive Valleywag
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Students Use Twitter to Log Into Your Sexting Jezebel New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Dear Facebook: You Suck It Hacker News Valleywag
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This Year's CES Will Look Like Citizen Kane* Gizmodo io9 Valleywag
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This Is a Ridiculous Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Our Galaxy? io9 Jezebel Upworthy Valleywag
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Bridesmaids: Women Can Be Deprogrammed Defamer Valleywag
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Creator of GhettoTracker.com Surprised by All of Her Vagina Deadspin Jezebel Valleywag
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Man Discovers That Russian Women Don't Want You to Build Him a Bathhouse Jezebel Lifehacker Valleywag
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Gingrich Says He'll Pay to Cuddle Up With Paps BuzzFeed io9 NPR Two Way TMZ Valleywag
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Blackguards Will Let You Drink Caffeine From Caffeine io9 Polygon Valleywag
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Three Men Busted in Drug Raid After Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Gawker Valleywag