Headline Smasher

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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Is Being Made to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson Is Waking Us Up to Talk to Me How the Subscription-Free Elder Scrolls Online Will Work Revolution
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine if Every Girl Knew About Tech Support
1	1 Vote	Woman Claims She Was a Dick or What They Represent
1	1 Vote	Hey, You Don't Have Time for a Marriage License. She Approved It
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: We Have to Go Glamping on a Car's Roof
1	1 Vote	Her Daughter Clears That Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Minor League Baseball Team to Hold New Talks on Football Racism Denier
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You're Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	A Cop Gets
1	1 Vote	This Pizza Ring Is Another Reason Not to Get You Fired in Super Slo-Mo
1	1 Vote	He Visited One of Us? What if Norman Rockwell Went to Be Told
1	1 Vote	Inside the World Cup? See the Love
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Obama for ... Oh, About Two Years of All Time From Microsoft: Holograms
1	1 Vote	Woman Photoshopped Herself Into Nicki Minaj's Wax Figure
1	1 Vote	A Bevy of Famous Divas, Your Ears and Earwax
1	1 Vote	This 2-Year-Old With Down Syndrome Is Breaking Down the House of Representatives Endorses Hamptons Uber Chopper
1	1 Vote	Congressional Aide Tells Sasha and Malia to Show Their Human Sides
1	1 Vote	Uber Just Got Owned by a Swing
1	1 Vote	We Might Be Affected Anyway. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Can't Decide if It's Cold
1	1 Vote	Hey, Here's a Real Prick
1	1 Vote	Two Creepy Clowns Are Freaking Out About the Worst Customer
1	1 Vote	Twitter Is Counting on Drake to Sit the Fuck Up?
1	1 Vote	Say Goodbye to Cory Monteith
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Took a Combat Boot Camp Class and Barely Made It to Save Her Marriage and Died in the Streets of Tokyo
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Drunk Driver Almost Killed Himself Trying to Save Beleaguered Mt. Gox Depositors
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Finally Having Her 1,187,366th Baby!
1	1 Vote	Soylent CEO Is Lifehacking Water by Pissing in the High Notes in Maroon 5's My Heart Is Bigger Than Your Mom!
1	1 Vote	A Fan of the Real MVP of the Crucifixion
1	1 Vote	Dear Future Husband, I Was Drunk and Pantsless to Her Daughter and Norm Macdonald
1	1 Vote	Panda Cubs Make Adorably Slow Progress in Climbing Lessons in Defense of the World Leader
1	1 Vote	Tell Me Benghazi Was About Making Flickr "Awesome Again"
1	1 Vote	Classic: Woman Ruins Her Marriage on a Unicorn Bloodbath
1	1 Vote	Maryland Governor Declares State of the 2073-Foot Shanghai Tower Defense
1	1 Vote	Britain's Response to a Movie Will Suck
1	1 Vote	Gisele Took Her Place Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your America Boner Raging
1	1 Vote	This Might Be a Black Child in This Year's Obamacare Fines
1	1 Vote	After Kindergarten, Redshirting Backfires on Entitled Prick (Reddit)
1	1 Vote	How Much Each State Will Sasso Continues to Escalate

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