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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Mindy Kaling Controversy Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month Distractify FaithIt The Gloss Valleywag
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Google Bans Google Glass for Being Anti-Business Gizmodo io9 Valleywag
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