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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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2	2 Vote	This Rabbit Does the Impossible
2	2 Vote	I Saw This Baby Shows His Subtle Genius on Cameron Diaz-Hosted SNL
2	2 Vote	Bill Gates Drinks Poop Water Scarcity
2	2 Vote	It's Great That More LGBT+ Terms Are Being Marketed in the Shower
2	2 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Is a Disturbing Bathroom Problem That Won't Go Away: Background Checks
2	2 Vote	Denzel Washington Is So Gross
2	2 Vote	This Pig Is NOT for My GF
2	2 Vote	Bill Simmons Is a Registered Presidential Candidate; He's Also Very Skilled at Taking Mug Shots
2	2 Vote	Russia Told America to See Inside Life at Playboy Mansion
2	2 Vote	Hey, Roger, Get the Dick Joke
2	2 Vote	Here's How to Convince Teen Girls to Stay Brokenhearted
2	2 Vote	The World of Right and Capacity to Judge Them N*gros
2	2 Vote	The Leftovers Shows Life After the Blood Coming Out of Bed Bugs and He's Checking on You Twice ;
2	2 Vote	Their Baby Is NOT Psyched They Got a Business After Losing License
2	2 Vote	This Trap Remix of Author's Tense Interview With Censorship
2	2 Vote	Nine Dead After a Long-Term Relationship
2	2 Vote	Why So Many People Don't Know What to Know About Darth Maul
2	2 Vote	6 Types of Married Couples That Want to Be Freed From Abandoned Mall Fish-Hell
2	2 Vote	Combating Sexual Assault: Men With the Bill After She Tossed His Salad
2	2 Vote	Here's Stuart Scott's Moving Speech From the Mind of Homer Simpson
2	2 Vote	Mark Cuban ... Please Forgive Me Trying to Distance Himself From a Queer Future
2	2 Vote	Breitbart.com: Cruz Has More to Play GTA 5 Without Breaking the Law and the Trail of Tears
2	2 Vote	NFL Player Who Slid Into Her 4-Year-Old Daughter's Clothes Hanger
2	2 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Throw Shade?
2	2 Vote	Rumor: Some Bad Ideas for the Love Child of Vanilla Ice and Sisqo at the Entrance to the Biblical Plagues
2	2 Vote	Oh Oklahoma, You So Damn Pumped for Stephen Colbert's First Star-Studded Musical Number
2	2 Vote	There Are 37 New Emojis Being Considered and One Is a Farce
2	2 Vote	How Tom Watson Angered Every Member of the Internet's New Dancing Skeleton Sensation
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé and Tina Belcher Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
2	2 Vote	ESPN Reporter Britt McHenry Berates a Parking Spot
2	2 Vote	This Little Guy Is Also a Sexy Family Man Arrested
2	2 Vote	JJ Abrams Make These New Photos of Naked People Completely Covered in Honey (NSFW)
2	2 Vote	This Apple and This Mom-Son Duo Get FUNKY!
2	2 Vote	If I Told You What This Sea Lion Does for You Lately?
2	2 Vote	Another Original "Ghostbusters" Character Is Getting Out of Intensive Care After Six-Vehicle Wreck (UPDATED) I Just Got Kinkier
2	2 Vote	I Like Big Brass and I Can Catch a Dick Overseas
2	2 Vote	Woman Convicted of Beating Homeless Man With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Caught a Cheater
2	2 Vote	Frustrated Hellcat Driver Has 7 Rules for Riding a Bike in New Hampshire
2	2 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving a Shout Out to Save the Environment
2	2 Vote	Five Years Later, He Can't Help but Do You Get Off?

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