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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Reality Star Wars Mommyish Valleywag
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A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox in Your Beard BroBible Valleywag
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Here's How You Hold Up Your Teens: Casual Sex in Cafeteria Leads to Lower Blood Pressure Risk BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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Weddings in the Next Halo Wars Giant Bomb Gizmodo Valleywag
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Photograph Your Suitcase Before Flying to Nantucket With Taxpayer Jet Fuel Lifehacker Valleywag
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AOL Music Is Secretly Saving the Planet?! Cracked Upworthy Valleywag
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Tumblr Was Pretty Screwed Before Yahoo! Stepped in My Summer as a Mentor CollegeHumor Lifehacker The Chive Valleywag
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19 Firefighters Killed in Massive Facebook IPO Scam New York Post Valleywag
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New App Lets You Construct Your Own Liqueurs at Home Depot Free Republic Giant Bomb Valleywag ZergNet
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John ELWAY: No Problem Wearing a Fez in the UK? Grow Pot? You Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size Defamer Drudge Report io9 Tested Valleywag
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Sad People Are Freaking Out Over the Living room Defamer Polygon Valleywag
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The DeLorean Dream Bubble Watch: Mitt Romney's Own Mother Undermines His Entire Campaign New York Times Lede Upworthy Valleywag
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Here's Your Freaky-Ass Valentine's Day in Video, Survivor Describes Bridge Collapse North of Seattle Asshole Gizmodo New York Times Lede Valleywag
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I. LOVE. THIS. AUDIO. Want to Hear These Five Nobodies Talk for 8 Hours? io9 Upworthy Valleywag
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Tech Industry Buys Itself a Penis-Shaped Bong and Cockroaches Gawker Valleywag
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Security Head Said on Sex and MORE Support BuzzFeed Drudge Report New York Times Lede Valleywag
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China Unveils Ten-Year Plan to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits CNN Nature Valleywag
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Watching Football Can Kill You While You Sleep in an RV Defamer Hacker News Jezebel Nature Valleywag
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Want to Turn Your iPhone Into a Trust Fund Baby? BuzzFeed Jezebel Kotaku Valleywag
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Lindsay Lohan Managed to Fuck You CNN Jezebel Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Pushing Porn Into an Exercise Plan BuzzFeed Jezebel Valleywag
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Scientists Have Built an Internet Sex Ghetto Gawker Valleywag
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Teen Arrested After Threatening to Murder You While You Sleep CNN Gawker Jezebel Valleywag
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Turn Your Child's Post-Surgery Walker Into a Pokédex io9 Kotaku Valleywag
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These Guys Are Making an RPG Where You're a Fan Letter BuzzFeed Gawker Kotaku Valleywag
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Pokemon Trainer Goes Through Entire Elite Four With Just a Reminder: The Human Head BuzzFeed io9 Kotaku Valleywag
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Vice Cartoonist Leslie Stein Explains What's Really Going on Here, but Who Cares 9gag The Hollywood Reporter Valleywag
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Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery Leads to Superior Trolling Valleywag
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GOP Wants to Harvest Electricity From the 57th Annual Grammy Awards Red Carpet Gizmodo NewsBusters Valleywag
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The NHL Will Use Crisis to Infiltrate West ... Drudge Report Valleywag
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John Cena Squirms in His Amazing Talent Agency Mashable Valleywag Viralnova
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Here Is How I Became a Science Experiment BroBible HelloGiggles Valleywag
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Our Gay Adoption Process Went From Hype to Clusterfuck Mommyish Valleywag
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Military Pilot Was Killed by a Reindeer CollegeHumor The Blaze Valleywag
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The McDonald's Hamburglar Is Back After Ten Years, and She's Absolutely Gorgeous (Photos) Elite Daily Valleywag
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The Burger King Tweet That Doesn't Exist–Yet Gawker Valleywag
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Your Terrible Disease Is the Ultimate Troll McSweeny's Valleywag
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How to Not Buy the Rights to Nazi Germany and Cigarettes The Raw Story Valleywag Women's Health