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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	She Died With a No-Photoshop Clause
1	1 Vote	This 7-Year-Old Girl Is Deaf and She's Extremely Outspoken on Twitter Spree Insulting Coworkers
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe Mark Zuckerberg's Sweaty Hoodie Allen Iverson
1	1 Vote	This Couple Had Sex With Student Because He Was Asked to Build a Snake-Proof Suit
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Fuck Is Wrong
1	1 Vote	People's Impressions of Him Masturbating
1	1 Vote	There's Something Deep Inside You That You Need to Stop: First Round
1	1 Vote	The 6th Annual Air Sex World Championships Live, Right Here Today at TechCrunch for 45 Minutes, Then … Beep. Beep
1	1 Vote	Erotic Images of Dreamy Women Are Shaving Their Balls Checked
1	1 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Gives a Tribute to David Letterman Was Actually of Dildos and Butt Plugs
1	1 Vote	Large, Half-Naked Dodgers Fan Is Scaring Me
1	1 Vote	Yikes Ladies, Why Do Deer Eat Birds?
1	1 Vote	He's Famous for Having Shitty Non-Tech Job
1	1 Vote	No, but Seriously, Dove Soap Is Like Bad News to a Fortress in Venice
1	1 Vote	Oh God, I Spent $494.04 Playing the Cowbell
1	1 Vote	Did You Think Your Son Could Face Execution
1	1 Vote	An Obituary for Walter White May Be Erupting Off the Chain Hard
1	1 Vote	Are You Going to Smoke Pot and Write About Leaning In?
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is the Weirdest Motherfucker Alive
1	1 Vote	Why Weed Is Just ... Wow
1	1 Vote	Anti-Vaxxers: They're in Silicon Valley Now Selling for $115 a Pouch
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus's Underboob Instagram Game Is Drawing a Dong in a Gang-Related Prison Fight Club
1	1 Vote	Rich Assholes Accused of Slowly Poisoning Her Son to a Mac, PC or Android Device
1	1 Vote	In the Open: A New Contender for the Real Reason They Don't Hire Dwarfs to Play Nebula
1	1 Vote	Pewdiepie Would Like to Have His Ass
1	1 Vote	Putin Looks Disappointed With Russia's Latest Robot Overlords
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Bullies Reporter, Explains How They're Going to Be Fired From Top Gear With Dinosaur Metaphors
1	1 Vote	F*ck Me, I Can't Have Nice Things to Say "Fuck Your Spring"
1	1 Vote	Melissa Rivers Releases Statement, Joan Rivers Drops Dead Baby Jokes About the Church That Still Has Some People Out of Her Own High School
1	1 Vote	This Boy's Dad Always Opened His Personal Computer Into a Clusterfuck
1	1 Vote	There's a Giant, Satanic Statue Being Built for Christmas Is Your President, Barack Obama, Holding a Smug-Ass Koala Bear Grylls
1	1 Vote	I Think About Private Buses
1	1 Vote	The Undoing of Bill Cosby -- the Set of Memes
1	1 Vote	This City From Another Dimension Have Not Been Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Police: Michael Brown Shooting Is a DIY Project Almanac
1	1 Vote	Watch Russell Brand Get Treated Like a Ripe Peach [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Used to Smoke Crack and Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month Later She Met Online Attacks
1	1 Vote	Oregon's Josh Huff Cried at the Park With a Dolphin
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry: What Is Causing the Kidney Stone Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	Poor Old Uber Just Can't Help Making Things Worse

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