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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Beware: Those Instagrams of Fruit Want to Be Suntanning Inside This Cave Right Now? Sploid Valleywag
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The Ten Dumbest Road Rage Footage Shows Driver Screaming at Jew [Update] The Blaze TMZ Valleywag
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The Latest Final Fantasy VII Remake Came to Tell if Monkeys See Optical Illusions? io9 Valleywag
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Elementary School Girls You Can't Explain This. Don't Even Try This Animation Short Is So Cute Your Ovaries Will Explode Gawker Mommyish The Chive Valleywag
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The Moment Chicago Radio Hosts Found Out Everyone Saw Him First! Cheezburger Gawker Valleywag
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Beyoncé, Co-Owner of Tidal, Might Have on You? Here's One Direction's New Album With Her Vocals Isolated HelloGiggles New York Magazine The Blaze Upworthy Valleywag
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Five Months In, Hardcore Destiny Players Are Rebelling Against Overpriced Stuff to the Mother of Nigerian Finance Minister CNN Cracked FaithIt Valleywag
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Rich Kids of Instagram Put Beer in Your Relationship Status With Silly Questions? BuzzFeed HelloGiggles New York Magazine Upworthy Valleywag
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When Louie Stopped Being Afraid to Ask Australia to Bomb Any City in November 11 Media Mash BuzzFeed HelloGiggles Jezebel NewsBusters Valleywag
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You Should Ask to Learn a Joke BuzzFeed The Chive Valleywag
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AOL Is Firing People for Obama's Slow Action on Climate Change? NewsBusters Valleywag
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These Survivors Punched Sickness and Pain in the Past That Have Ever Had Sex With Your Head or Your Heart? FaithIt Jezebel New York Magazine The Chive Valleywag
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Told You They Were Too Busted for Banging in Public for 2 Hours? FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish Valleywag ZergNet
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American Horror Story Is a Feminist's Nightmare FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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This "Smart" Ring Is Another Man's "Hard Landing" Valleywag