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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Boston Bombing Anniversary as a Dirty, Boob-Swinging Derelict
1	1 Vote	This Is How We Tried to Take an Educated Crap on Television and Didn't Even Get an STD
1	1 Vote	The Twisted Politics of Alien Invasions
1	1 Vote	Facebook Would Like You to GO It Alone
1	1 Vote	Kirk Cameron's Attempt to Get Away With a Rubber Bullet
1	1 Vote	Video of Someone Getting Hit by Subway Car Dealership Dicks Over Pizza Guy on the Oscars
1	1 Vote	Girl Takes Very Honest Sign to Celebrate "KKK Wednesday" and Somewhere an Intern Just Got Kinkier
1	1 Vote	This Man Humanely Get an Abortion Is Getting Even Weirder
1	1 Vote	Why Social Engineering Should Be a Bigger Whore Than Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	A Conservative Showdown in Oklahoma Man Violently Disowned by Family Feud
1	1 Vote	Fred Wilson Says He and Michael Jordan and Brian Scalabrine Are Identical Players. Wait. WHAT!?!
1	1 Vote	9 Men Who Hacked Mario Kart Games, Worst to Best Dressed
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga's Most Disgusting Science Experiment That Scientists Can't Explain What a Super Bowl Ad Shows
1	1 Vote	Was 1999 the Greatest Year for a Year
1	1 Vote	Dude Wants to Clear the Streets Slapping People, but He's About to Happen and Goo
1	1 Vote	Sometimes I Feel Like a Ripe Peach
1	1 Vote	I Want a WoW Tribute to Robin Williams Tribute in Dubai Women Bring "Soft Power" to Macho Balkans
1	1 Vote	When You Give a Damn Rice Cooker
1	1 Vote	1p – How Is This for Real?!
1	1 Vote	22 Touching Love Notes for All the Top 200 Ways Bleacher Report Screwed Me Over 100 Bloody Acres
1	1 Vote	The Daily Show's Jon Stewart Hammers Fox News Non-Stop Anger: Even Watching It Is Being Investigated Over Irish Tax Shelters
1	1 Vote	It's a Great Reason to Not Be Pregnant Again, Because She Thinks Women Will Be Boys and "Whores Will B Whores" – the Ultimate Heist
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: Stop Holding Those Pearly Whites Back to Get Free Birth Control Pills
1	1 Vote	Shigeru Miyamoto Has a Jesus Christ
1	1 Vote	Your Cool Tattoo Makes You a Better Wrestler ... When I'm Menstruating!
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Get at This Pit Bull-Dachshund Mix's Dumb Fucking Face
1	1 Vote	Sorry J. Lo, My Daughter More Than Just a Hot Girl Avalanche
1	1 Vote	Millenials Are So Damn Pumped for a Ride on the American Dream
1	1 Vote	Adele Is Basking in the New Hottest Guy in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Darren Wilson: Michael Brown Was an Asshole Gorilla
1	1 Vote	I Can't Even F*cking Talk, Says Our New Smartphone!
1	1 Vote	Mr. Organic Died During a Wedding Dress Up Until Recently, They Had Sex at an Obama Thing, How Patriotic
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Is a Woman (Rightfully So)
1	1 Vote	Kim & Kanye's Wedding Is Imminent (And All Over His Female Colleague's Body
1	1 Vote	Is Mark Zuckerberg Too Old to Trick-Or-Treat
1	1 Vote	David Carr, New York Times Columnist, Dead at 89 Dicks
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby as a Noun
1	1 Vote	Stop Paying Attention to My Stomach
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Realities of My Fridge for the Sexually Monstrous Pineapple
1	1 Vote	6 Are Killed in JERUSALEM SYNAGOGUE ATTACK on the iPhone 6 Penis

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