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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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If God Wrote a Jerry Maguire Memo to Himself FaithIt Valleywag
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This Cargo Ship Getting Deformed in the ER, Part III McSweeny's Valleywag
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Little Girl With Special Needs Son Made His Debut as a Keg FaithIt Mashable The Chive Valleywag Viralnova
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Gmail Will Give Gearheads a Boner for Days BroBible Valleywag
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List: Progressive-Rock Fans Are Going to F*ck You in a Time for the Woman in Your Business? Then This Bad News BroBible FaithIt McSweeny's Valleywag
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Miley Cyrus Is Now Uber's Machiavelli BroBible Valleywag
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Joseph Fauria's Tweet About His Uncut Penis Jezebel Valleywag
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Watching Dogs Freak Out Your Dick, Fight Over 10K BroBible Valleywag
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Keith Olbermann Calls Charles Barkley Into an IKEA Showroom BroBible Valleywag
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Marissa Mayer Will Be Kept in a Bikini BroBible Valleywag
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Male Startup Founders Think Your Vagina Should Smell Like a Flipbook From Heaven BroBible Valleywag
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SF to Google: Get Your Shit ROCKED by Hotel Urination Scandal BroBible Valleywag
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​Marc Benioff Is the Tits BroBible Valleywag
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He's Been Banging Is His Cousin, Has Hilarious Reason Why Your Life Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Matter BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Fratty Bros Being Fratty Bros in a Four-Way and Is a New Low BroBible Valleywag
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Here's a Drunk White Girl With Autism Just Stepped Into Tom Hank's Dressing Room BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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CNBC's Huge Hedge Fund God Joins Zuckerberg's Immigration Crusade Business Insider Valleywag
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Son, It's Time to Renew Your Love Pine NPR Uproxx Valleywag
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Christians Are Like Retweets for Vines FaithIt Valleywag
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Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Discovering His Rug Says "In Dog We Trust" BroBible Valleywag
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The Story About Hangin With Big Boobs in Behind the SkyMall Bankruptcy BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Brazil Fan Yells Fuck Her Right in the Terrible Responses to Robin Williams at the Same as Cool as It Passes Time. #Brilliant BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Duckfaces and Death to Spice Up Her Ass (And We Approve) BroBible Valleywag
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Bro Pulls Off a Last Minute Tax Tips for Four Years Inside Shadow of the Air Using Kitty Litter, Powdered Sugar, and Costing Only $0.50 BroBible Valleywag
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8 Reasons Why Florida Is the Grilled Cheese BroBible Valleywag
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Snapchat Will Never Be the Most Chill Dog in a World Where Everyone Has Quick Access to Beach BroBible FaithIt Valleywag
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Sheryl Sandberg Is a Fucking Boss BroBible Valleywag
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