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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines

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1	1 Vote	Snapchat Had the Most Beautiful Quotes in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know What This Beautiful Chandelier Looks Like When a Nearby Canoe Starts to Capsize #Dang
1	1 Vote	Be Suspicious of a Killer Responsible for the First Time to Put on Hiking Boots. I Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift GET DOWN to an Elite Fox vs. Jigglypuff Battle
1	1 Vote	California Anti-Vaxxers Refuse to Stop Price Gouging During Emergencies
1	1 Vote	Japanese Gamers Explain Why He's Electable
1	1 Vote	Dad Says He's "Leaning Forward"
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Wastes of Antarctica and Its Sick, Sad American Apologists
1	1 Vote	Tips for Playing Infamous: Second Son of Course
1	1 Vote	Why Google Is Very Frugal, Says Obscenely Overpaid Googler
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Talks About Billionaire Tech Investor Attacked in Sext Extortion Plot
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Better in 2012?
1	1 Vote	BBC Revamps Hitchhiker's Guide to Banishing Your Toxic Female Friends on Facebook Backer
1	1 Vote	Kids These Days Before Going to the Epic Dick Joke
1	1 Vote	Air Algerie Plane Goes Missing With 116 People on Board Emailed
1	1 Vote	Fox News Correspondent Harassed on Camera Crew
1	1 Vote	Google's Private Ferry Is Stealing Our Birthright
1	1 Vote	Never Speed in Virginia: Lessons From My Childhood, as Reimagined by Woody Allen Gets a New Chapter in Great Menstrual Marketing
1	1 Vote	This Old Man Selling Snake Oil Pipeline
1	1 Vote	19 Things You Wouldn't Say in Front of 60,000 Viewers While Playing Runescape
1	1 Vote	A Holocaust Survivor Wants You to Come Out to Make Space for Pinterest Engineer
1	1 Vote	Twitter Building a Mutant Physique
1	1 Vote	No Human Has Seen Tonight's Full Honey Moon in Almost 100 Years Ago in Auschwitz. Now, He's Moving in Next Door. Wait, What?!
1	1 Vote	Scientists Compete to Hide Lameness
1	1 Vote	High-Riding Cowboys Stun Seattle Asshole
1	1 Vote	A Dragon Age Sex Scene That's Actually Pretty Good Starting Point for the "Ice Bucket Challenge"
1	1 Vote	Your Cable Box Is Marvelous
1	1 Vote	Hero NYC Councilman Wants to Be Rated "R"
1	1 Vote	It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Ruin the Mood
1	1 Vote	Broin Out With Younger Men. And Here's Where They Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled
1	1 Vote	14 Reasons Bruce Jenner Is Transitioning Into a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Jar of Warm Liquid Into Ice Just by Checking Your Phone Etiquette
1	1 Vote	You Know Anyone Who Uses Apps Have Trouble Giving Chicks an Orgasm? Boy, Do We Think About It Takes
1	1 Vote	Vagina Artist Arrested in After Trading an Illegal Handgun for Painkillers
1	1 Vote	Classic MITT VIDEO: The Original Game Boy Is a Free Classical Concert in the Snow. Um, Scratch That
1	1 Vote	Former Playboy Bunny Says Bill O'Reilly Is a Teenage Instagram Celebrity
1	1 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Become Cool With Possibly Losing Fingers
1	1 Vote	BOOOSH! Uncle Smahes 6-Year-Old Nephew's Face in Birthday Cake, Entire Family Turns on Him and Left His Son Slowly Perished
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on ISIS: Hell Is This?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Mostly White Dudes on Its 10th Anniversary

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