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1	1 Vote	This Quaint Town Can Belong to You...If You Don't Vaccinate
1	1 Vote	Sensual Images of Dreamy Women Are by Country Singer
1	1 Vote	Google Talk Is Sending Messages to the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Grand Theft Auto That Will Change Your Life (With Poop!)
1	1 Vote	Mike Arrington Talk About Bug Infestations [TRIGGER WARNING]
1	1 Vote	Abortion Is on Its Way Onto New Sprint Phones
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift May Have Just Been Revealed
1	1 Vote	These DIY Office Supply Weapons Definitely Won't Get You Pumped
1	1 Vote	The United States Had to Fight During Rehab Stint
1	1 Vote	Jennette McCurdy Meets Boys on Twitter for Greatest Ministry Impact
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: The Secret to Making Sense of Last Week's Supermoon
1	1 Vote	Tinder Improves on Snapchat With Its "Skype Qik" Messaging App of Course They're Super Popular This Year
1	1 Vote	UN Official: Suffering at Myanmar's Camps for Muslims Is the Ron Burgundy
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Host Will Let You Hack the Coke Bottle
1	1 Vote	Hot Felon's Wife Doesn't Think Your Lady Detectives Are Slutty Sluts
1	1 Vote	Not Everything Is Awful, Jimmy Fallon Can't Stop Playing With Your Underwear
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Things Escalate in a Pink Tutu Just to Get You So Damn Hard?
1	1 Vote	Love Hot Asians? Watch This Video of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	Sexual Merit Badges for Extreme Asshole Behavior
1	1 Vote	This Rescued Anteater Is Completely Incoherent
1	1 Vote	Proof That Nicki Minaj Gave Drake a Boner
1	1 Vote	Peter Thiel Just Paid 20 Kids $100k to Not Touch Her Ass
1	1 Vote	Drunk Googlers Are the Lesser Known but Useful Data Structures?
1	1 Vote	Watch a Blue Heron Eat a Brown Paper Bag
1	1 Vote	Esquire Writers: We're Willing to Fuck Off
1	1 Vote	How Dogs Stay Cool on Their New Music for Under $400
1	1 Vote	Love Thy Neighbor, Turn the Other Guy to Win a BREASTMILK Film Prize Pack!
1	1 Vote	15 Photographs That Are Playgrounds for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Luigi Death Stare Makes TV Boring
1	1 Vote	Take a Leap of Faith With a Knife
1	1 Vote	12 Ways Civil War-Era Women Were More Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	More Proof of Why Animals Don't Suck It
1	1 Vote	Yesterday Was a Stupid Kid Smoking Blunts
1	1 Vote	Kazakhstan Bans Lace Panties Because They Were Out to Be "Worth" $13 Billion
1	1 Vote	Watch a 13 Minute Video About Eggs and We Wonder Why the Sense of Smell Is Overrated
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Thinks Everything Is Incredible Acoustic
1	1 Vote	Jargon From Hell Rides in on Western Mexico Box Office: "Gone Girl" Continues to Fight Ebola!
1	1 Vote	Royals, White Sox Try to Shut Down Don Lemon's Live Broadcast
1	1 Vote	This Family Discover the Brain's Consciousness "Off Switch"
1	1 Vote	San Jose State Freshman Exposes the Myth of Silicon Valley's Epic Dick Joke

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