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3,894 smashes / 8,242 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Behind Every Bullied Woman Is Basically a Tutu on Steroids Jezebel Valleywag
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The Absolute Worst Double-Chin Face Detection BuzzFeed Tested Valleywag
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Orange Is the Last of Us Military Says Black Female Stars to Ruin Your Life (With Poop!) Jezebel Valleywag
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Ex-VP Sues Tinder Alleging Coworker Called Her a Dose of Tough Lessons From My 1990′s Childhood That Are Working Through Their Phones FaithIt Mommyish Valleywag
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Why Every Man in America Can Be Cool Too! BroBible Mommyish Valleywag
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How Drone Warfare Is Getting Richer Off Twitter? Ashton Kutcher Somehow Remains Free Range? Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Plan to Steal Some Patties BroBible Valleywag
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History May Not Survive, but Booth Babes Are Forever Alone BroBible Upworthy Valleywag
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Tech PR Dummies: Don't Use Ferguson to Sell More Ninja Turtles Toys From CollegeHumor.com to Married by 30′ The A.V. Club The Chive The Gloss Valleywag
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Facebook Apologizes for Deadly Flight Delayed? CNN FiveThirtyEight Valleywag
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Alt-J Have the Best Resource for Buddhist Scholars New York Times Spin Valleywag
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A Beautiful Chair Hiding in One Apartment Gizmodo The Chive Valleywag
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Gossiping Is Good for Davis New York Times Valleywag
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Crisis in France Over Military Service Employees Mental Floss Valleywag
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Pirated Music Paradise Grooveshark Has Left Its Founder Broke as Hell Freezes Mashable Valleywag
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Survey Says Whatever You Majored in Is "Natural" Motion Giant Bomb The Gloss Valleywag
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This Long Lost Chat Between Jesus and Be Reborn Through the Power to Blow $3.5 Billion BuzzFeed FaithIt Valleywag
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The Victoria's Secret Girlfriend Jezebel Valleywag
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Justin Bieber REJECTED by a Girl With All of Humanity to Watch Porn? BroBible BuzzFeed The Gloss TMZ Upworthy Valleywag
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Mitch McConnell Wants to Be Put Down Your Spine Business Insider Daily Kos Mashable New York Post Valleywag
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Jeff Bezos Is Incredibly Offensive Upworthy Valleywag
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Grow a Spine, Yahoo! Is It Ever NOT Being Hacked Daily Kos Valleywag
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These People Exist… on Planet Earth Is Tumblr Finally Hiring an Adult? The Chive Valleywag
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Nasty Gal Cut Up to Namesake, Bakes a Cake Jezebel Valleywag
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We Might Know a Hero: His Name Is Linkle Uproxx Upworthy Valleywag
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Developer CEO vs Sales Guy CEO Pled Hacker News Valleywag
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Rihanna, Amber Heard Nudes Are Your Fault, Not Ours Gawker Valleywag
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Reports: Sikh Temple Shooter Was a Beautiful, Hilarious Shitshow ThinkProgress Valleywag
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The Gigantic Hole in the Meritocracy Huffington Post ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Facebook CEO Slammed "Dumb" Users Who Trusted Him in Chokehold Drudge Report Valleywag
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Like Everyone Else, Twitter Hides From Camera to Finish Dinner Mashable Valleywag
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Gay Sex Is Better When Farting. I Can't Stop Smiling and Will Make You Tear Up... Distractify HitFix io9 Jezebel Nature Valleywag
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Why Jon Hamm's Penis Is Fair Game on the Web 2.0's The Guardian The Gloss Valleywag
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This Is How Tinder Plans to Demolish Historic Home Depot Business Insider Jezebel Valleywag
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Axl Rose Is Winning Uproxx Valleywag
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Dan Whitney, a.k.a. Larry the Cable Guy His Own Head Off in Thai Bar Fight The A.V. Club Uproxx Valleywag
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Puppy-Sized Spider Found in Siberia, Scientists Puzzled New York Post Valleywag
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Woman Stabs Roommate for Refusing to Stop Price Gouging During Emergencies Gawker Uproxx Valleywag
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Tim and Eric Ratchet Up the Course on American Idol Winner The A.V. Club Gawker Valleywag
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Uber Is Going Up Someone's Pants at Church FaithIt Valleywag