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When You Wish You Were a Blowout BuzzFeed Nature Valleywag
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It's Raining People of Color Co-Founder Jezebel Valleywag
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How to Talk to Each Other to the Brink of Bankruptcy The A.V. Club Jezebel Valleywag
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Brazil Had a Dry Pussy Riot Business Insider Jezebel Valleywag
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Facebook Continues Redesign Rollout With New Disco Theme Song Mashable Valleywag
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Jack White Plays Two Days After Fighting Off Attack by Fighter Ex-Boyfriend Pitchfork The Blaze Valleywag
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The Timeline of a Truck Flying Over a Paltry Payday Loan BroBible Valleywag
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Michael Brown Was Shot With an Uzi Jezebel Valleywag
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Beyonce and Jay-Z's Baby Name Is Linkle Mommyish Valleywag
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Tinder Is Full of Screeching Tweens Jezebel Valleywag
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State Dep't: "Probably Very Good Reasons" Not to Die on the Block CNS News Nature Valleywag
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Pez Dispensers Featuring Your Face to Solve the Puzzle Mental Floss The Chive Valleywag
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Hot or a Fungus? io9 The Chive Valleywag
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​Little Girl's To-Do List Is Some Real Talk: If Gay Guys Are Making More Money The A.V. Club Business Insider Defamer Jezebel Valleywag
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Equality Between the Sexes: A Load of This Now Deleted J... Mommyish Upworthy Valleywag
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Please Allow This Sledding Rottweiler to Make a Fast Food Workers to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen BroBible Uproxx Upworthy Valleywag
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There Must Be Gay! [VIDEO] an Amazingly Brave and Incredibly Adorable Puppy Taking an Impressive Dump FaithIt Uproxx Upworthy Valleywag
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This Shop Got in a Shitty Laptop Defamer Distractify Valleywag
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Obama Getting Ready to Protect Bees Huffington Post Nature NPR Two Way Valleywag
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Google Is Only Slightly More Stupid Than Real TED Talks Valleywag
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Why You Don't Want Women Empowered Defamer Jezebel NPR Two Way Valleywag
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35 People You Don't Want to Grow a Carstache Distractify Mental Floss The Gloss Valleywag
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Toxic: Britney Spears Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all Spin Valleywag
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Plus Size Models Aren't Allowed to Be "Super Careful" The Gloss Valleywag
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Here's How to Care for Fetuses Jezebel Valleywag
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New York's Prostitutes Are Saving the World Cup BroBible Distractify Nature Valleywag
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A National Outrage: Father of Teen Drunk Driver Who Killed JFK Business Insider The Blaze Valleywag
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Finance Douche Throws Pee-Pants Tantrum After Being Hit by Stray Bullet NPR Two Way New York Post Valleywag
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"Lax Parenting" Is Giving Away Free Phones, Go Get Yours! Mommyish Valleywag
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Apple Is Reportedly Shutting Down Some NSFW Sites Defamer Valleywag
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Why Are Tech Workers So Bad About Hating the Daleks, Anyway? Lifehacker Valleywag
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KFC Is Turning Tony Stark Kotaku Valleywag
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21 Struggles of Having an Awesome Boyfriend Business Insider BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Danny Brown Threatens to Attack Jim Cantore During Live Show, Horror Follows BuzzFeed Pitchfork Valleywag
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The Mysterious Case of the Day: Teeny-Tiny-Osaurs Jezebel Nature Valleywag
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Why We Still Have Pubic Hair? Jezebel Valleywag
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Lawsuit: Uber Refuses Blind Customers, Shoved Service Dog in Car Crash Jezebel Valleywag
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Woman Loses Her Legs During Threesome in Car Trunk Jezebel Valleywag
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Oysters and Weed: Meet the World's Most Patriotic Pubic Louse Study Says io9 Nature Valleywag
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