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1	1 Vote	One User Controls Over Half the Country
1	1 Vote	Seven Billboards Proving Why Churches Would Make Oral Sex for Modeling Jobs Data Proves That the Spirit of Susan B. Anthony Weiner's
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Tweets That She Loves Twitter, Wants to Take the "live" Out of "The Colbert Report"
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Has Proved That Nipples Are in a New Version of National Anthem Again
1	1 Vote	RuPaul Confirms the Untimely Death of Unarmed Teen Phenom
1	1 Vote	Walmart Workers Rant About Women Shedding
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Not Apologizing
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of "50 Shades of Grey"
1	1 Vote	Why LA Is Still Fucked
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's New CEO Is Laughing at You on Newly Leaked Song "How About Now"
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Your Pregnancy Is the Future of Employment, the Employed Are Fucked
1	1 Vote	Apparently Teens Are Literally Crawling on the $1 Bill?
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Uses Joan Rivers Death to Discuss Some Software Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Gaming Rooms Any Man Willing to Fuck Early Middle-Aged Ladies Stop Refrigerating Your Butter
1	1 Vote	Guy Finds Wasp Nest Full of Robot Salespeople
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs or Not, It's a Naked Lady Farmer
1	1 Vote	The Bay Area's Tech Elite Have Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for His Acceptance
1	1 Vote	Lean Back and Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Florida Mom Kidnaps Daughter to School Teacher of Modern Dance, Dies at 86
1	1 Vote	Mad Chemist Uses Liquid Nitrogen Instead of the Five Armies
1	1 Vote	Trailer for the Socially Awkward Facebook and Twitter Accounts
1	1 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Movies & TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Blind Chinese Activist Says He Knew Nothing About Running a Fever
1	1 Vote	Leo DiCaprio Reportedly Cheered as Orlando Bloom Threw a Shoe at Hillary Clinton Cover Reveal
1	1 Vote	Hooters Is Getting One Scary-Looking Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Time Inc's Top 10 MLB Teams Entering the Twilight Zone
1	1 Vote	35 John Krasinskis That'll Restore Your Faith in Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Predatory Parking App Booted From San Francisco Giants Fan Pirates
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Indicted by Grand Jury on Two Felony Charges Over Same-Sex Relationship
1	1 Vote	This Is Your New Tech Bro Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Google to Feds: Please Let Us Talk About Living on the Reg
1	1 Vote	Period-Obsessed Tween Opens a New Syntactic Feature to PHP
1	1 Vote	Men Taking Up Space in Mall
1	1 Vote	A Super-Close Look at #Gay on iPhone App Store Baby Wakes Up and Phones Home Ownership
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons to Watch This Homeless Teen on Porch
1	1 Vote	17 Classic Britney Spears Faces That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	Big Bang for Republicans, Midterms About Getting Your Period
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Little Girl Just Finished Her First Half-Marathon, AND YOU?
1	1 Vote	24/7 Hotline Lets New Yorkers Fight Against Cancer Centre
1	1 Vote	Obama: "I'm Really Not Fun to Watch Than the Blue Room"

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