Logo

Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.
Sign Up
Sign In
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Explore Smash
Leaderboard Random
Sign Up
Sign In

The Parental Kidnapping Case of Alligator Arms, Lets Home Run Derby by Hitting Refresh While Naked and Now She Knows How They Do That

1 vote
Vote
Tweet
Share

discovered by ferrihydrite
2014-10-24

2014-10-24

Smashed From These Stories

  • Read
    Smashes
    Dude Gets Severe Case of Alligator Arms, Lets Home Run Hit His Girl
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    The Parental Kidnapping Case of Isabella Miller-Jenkins Is Not About Civil Unions
    Mommyish Mommyish
  • Read
    Smashes
    Yoenis Cespedes Wins Home Run Derby By Hitting Trucks and Performing Cocky Bat Flips
    BroBible BroBible
  • Read
    Smashes
    We All Love To Get Our Packages In A Hurry. Here's The Dirty Secret Behind How They Do That.
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    This Guy Explained The Universe To His 5-Year-Old, And Now She Knows More Than I Do​
    Upworthy Upworthy
  • Read
    Smashes
    Mark Cuban Celebrated His First Billion By Hitting Refresh While Naked
    Valleywag Valleywag

Smash from these news sources


Follow @HeadlineSmasher on Twitter

Get the best smashes all up in your social business.

Built by Wil Gieseler as a weird side project thing.

Follow me on Twitter at @wilgieseler if that's your jam.

Random Smash

Make a Suggestion

Report a Bug

View Source or Contribute on GitHub


Original headlines are copyrighted by their respective owners. This is a parody of news headlines.
© 2025 Wil Gieseler


Sign Up

No personal information required.

Existing users sign in

Why do I need an account? That is stupid and dumb!

You don't need an account to use the generator or browse around, but if you make one you can:

  • Save headlines from the generator
  • Vote on headlines
  • Earn sweet, sweet karma

We tried to do it without accounts for a while, but a few people kept cheating and hacking and being rude.

It's completely free and we don't ask for any personal information so we can't spam you.


I Already Have An Account