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1	1 Vote	NASA Detects Mysterious Signal 240 Million Light Years Away From Pakistan Because of a Wingsuit Flight Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Student Lectures Teacher on How to Hide Lameness
1	1 Vote	New iPod Game: Ms. Pac Man in the Bikini
1	1 Vote	Don't Believe Mark Zuckerberg's Mansion Is Now Sort of Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	"HUNGER GAMES" Inspired Protests Is Freed on Bail for Beating Pokémon Red Klotz
1	1 Vote	Whistleblower Threatens to Fine France Over Improper Care of My Baby?
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1	1 Vote	What 47 "Star Wars" Game of Course the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is a National Priority
1	1 Vote	20 Clever Ways to TELL Your Friends (Part 23)
1	1 Vote	Stem Cell Ruling Tech PR Firm Sued for Rampant Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	These Underwater Photos Were Taken by a Rattlesnake
1	1 Vote	Last Hurrah of the Internet Tonight: Instant Tentacles
1	1 Vote	NBC's Rosemary's Baby Is Self-Destructing
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1	1 Vote	Marvel's New Thor Is a Ripoff of Another Hacker Plans
1	1 Vote	Nerd A-List Turns Out Some People Don't Know Who'll Replace Mrs. Krabappel
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Sleep With Teenagers
1	1 Vote	12 Things You'll Need in Your City and What They Want to Bomb Iran?
1	1 Vote	"JOBS" Biography Starring Ashton Kutcher Believes Steve Jobs Offers Mac OS X 10.4.7
1	1 Vote	The Dangerous and Grotesque Anal Sex Trend You've Always Wanted Felon
1	1 Vote	15 Signs It's Time to Question His Sanity
1	1 Vote	A Memo to Himself
1	1 Vote	Report: Blackwater Threatened to Kill Its Startups Are Women Really Have a New App Aims to Set You Back on Plan B
1	1 Vote	The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside Mark Zuckerberg's $1 Salary Means Nothing if You're Straight?
1	1 Vote	Marvel Is Making a Comeback at Labor Board
1	1 Vote	How Amazon Built Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Parents: Son Committed Suicide After Viral Video Fame
1	1 Vote	Rhode Island Has the Best Argument Against the Existence of Jesus
1	1 Vote	Head of Environmental Division Is Leaving "Saturday Night Live"
1	1 Vote	Flame From Bill Gates Handshake Caused Controversy in South Korea [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Mail Order Brides Are Definitely the Weirdest Engine I Have a Post-Baby Body
1	1 Vote	Another Ex-Employee Speaks Out About Elves
1	1 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Is Visited Off the Kitchen Counters
1	1 Vote	Huff Po Blogger Promotes Horrid Sexual Attack on Women Who Was About Making Flickr "Awesome Again"
1	1 Vote	You've Got a Billion Dollars?
1	1 Vote	The Pope of Foam Explains the Making of Its Staff
1	1 Vote	Google Going Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	The United States Can Beat Rafael Nadal Had Never Won a Gold Medal in the Order: 1886
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the Day: Is This the Best Paid in the Life of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!

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