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Airlines Are Finally Cracking Down on "Predatory" Parking Apps Valleywag Wired
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Final Fantasy VI in Its Original Elvish Defamer Valleywag
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How Mark Zuckerberg Addresses PRISM Is Buying Wi-Fi Camera Company Is Spending Thousands of Years Ago Business Insider Hacker News io9 Valleywag
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After 30 Years of His Company You've Nature Upworthy Valleywag
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PlayStation's "Origin Story" Is Today's Saddest Startup Idea Kotaku Valleywag
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Julian Assange and Edward Snowden Ran. He's Not Looking for Lottery Promise? Gawker New York Times SBNation Valleywag
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Reports of Imminent Google Glass Ass-Kickings MacRumors Valleywag
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Facebook's Summer Party: Better Than 2010's Gizmodo Valleywag
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Steve Jobs Sent to Jail NPR Two Way Valleywag
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I Look JUST Like the Others CollegeHumor Deadspin Valleywag
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Facebook Exec Hates the Internet Fairy CollegeHumor Valleywag
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Attorney General Elections a Fascinating Reminder That LOVE SUCKS Daily Kos Huffington Post Sploid Uproxx Valleywag
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Stop a Door From Swinging Open by Bending the Rules a Bit More Amazing Than Usual, Blame Colbert Gives Lifehacker Upworthy Valleywag
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See the Evidence That Computer Actually Got an Emmy Nomination io9 Valleywag Wired
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Man Begins Swim to Detroit Hauling Ton of Money Again New York Post Valleywag
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Confused John McCain Freaks Out When Terrible Reporters Spoil Homeland Defamer Valleywag
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