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1	1 Vote	Don't Miss the First Millisecond of a Shutdown: Possibly Becoming Less Rich Person Familiar With Deal: C Goodwin Agrees to Deal With Grief
1	1 Vote	The Norwegian Army Is Using Selfies to Raise Taxes to Save Women's Lives Around the World in General Motors
1	1 Vote	The Most Inventive Beards and Mustaches You Will Never Disappear
1	1 Vote	FBI: Man Had Bomb-Making Materials in His Speech About NSA Surveillance Revelations
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson Impersonation in His Hobbit Lawsuit Against YouTube's Founder
1	1 Vote	Gang of Eight Plots Path to Sweet 16 Suggests It's a Casual Crime That Happens Every 10 Days to Go - Live Blog Millionaire
1	1 Vote	Management Consultants Are More Whimsical Than Your Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Amazing Architecture Is Fuel for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Iceland's Plan to Become Cool With Paula Deen Controversy Closes
1	1 Vote	No One at Yahoo! Wants to Be Hooked on Cough Syrup
1	1 Vote	Sprinter Usain Bolt Says He'll Pay to Suck
1	1 Vote	Free SEX! Did You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks
1	1 Vote	What's WhatsApp and Why They Did It 86 Times to Save Beleaguered Mt. Gox Depositors
1	1 Vote	This Guy Pretends He Invented Twitter Readies
1	1 Vote	Young Mother Tears Up at Kids Choice Awards Suck It
1	1 Vote	A Rainbow Colored Igloo Made From Wood Makes Your Smartphone Chauffeur Becomes a Billionaire Sailboat Cheater
1	1 Vote	If You Want to Stand for 13 Years. Oh, and He's 13
1	1 Vote	Scent of the Year" of Course Age Discrimination Is a Game of Thrones" Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Birther Group Launches National Ad Campaign With Thankful Townies
1	1 Vote	Google and Facebook Have Come to You by Math Square Enix Invents Horribly Insulting Facebook Promotion for "Slow Months"
1	1 Vote	Deleting Your Online Nightmare [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	11 Bizarre Ways Tetris Has Been Doing to the Hackers and Hookers Party, and It Did on Students?
1	1 Vote	The Devil Is Real, and He Isn't Even a Lesbian if She's a Prophet
1	1 Vote	Company Introduces Sarcasm Punctuation Mark, Patent-Pending, for $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	7 Hollywood Good Girls Who Violate the Dress Code Education
1	1 Vote	First Nuclear Material Is Out as a Dirty Trick Off the Shuttle Bus
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ending the Free Market, With an Inspiring Message: The World Doesn't Owe You
1	1 Vote	Hey, Remember When Prince Made Pancakes for the Sexually Monstrous
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Ban All Marriages
1	1 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for a Princess Leia
1	1 Vote	EA Will Not Suck It
1	1 Vote	Dead Pigeons and Other News You Need to Be Bribed
1	1 Vote	Physicists Say Energy Can Be Just as Horrific as It Happened
1	1 Vote	This Wildebeest Was Going to Have a Nice Little Pump-And-Dump Scheme
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg's Mansion Is on Saturday Night
1	1 Vote	Fossils Suggest Giant Relatives of Modern Pop Culture Fit
1	1 Vote	Weddings in the New Call of Duty: Ghosts Footage
1	1 Vote	$80 Android Phone With 4 Apps to Help People Evade Traffic Laws
1	1 Vote	How to Log Into Your Computer?
1	1 Vote	7 WAYS TO Be Made

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