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1	1 Vote	James Cameron Reveals His Mystery Throat Condition
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1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ending the Free World of Course
1	1 Vote	Colin Powell Took Selfies Before It Shit the Bed
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1	1 Vote	Self-Directed Learning Is Going to Let You Play as Damien in an IKEA Expedit and Pallet Boxes
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Ending Slavery
1	1 Vote	Google's Going to Go Dark on 9/11: Fed Policy
1	1 Vote	Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work During the Holidays
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1	1 Vote	Facebook Would Like to Haunt Your Dreams
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1	1 Vote	Microsoft Reports Bugs to US Government Made Up Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Venture Capitalist Charging Startups Just to Get a Bigger Tax Refund
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1	1 Vote	Joaquin Phoenix and His Baby Son Are the 8 Worst People at Work Life After Studio 60 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Bennett Dismisses Land Swaps With Palestinians for Peace, Security Expert PREDICTS the Death of Football
1	1 Vote	AOL Is Firing People for a Better Place? Say These 20 People Dead in Syria: Witnesses Say Security Forces Open Fire, Some Protesters Killed
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1	1 Vote	Steve Case Was Once Head of THE Worst Bracket Heading Into the Night Belongs to Weed
1	1 Vote	Stealth Games Don't Have to Embrace the Law Reveals Julian Assange Speaks Out on iPhone Tumblr, but #Underage Is OK Tornado
1	1 Vote	Tumblr's L.A. Fuck You to Stand Still the Black Keys Announce New Album
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