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1	1 Vote	Watch Bruce Willis Act Like a Total Dud
1	1 Vote	Brit Morin's Newest Craft Project: Writing Ads for Products That Actually Work
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Most Powerful Couple in the World, Comes Home for Christmas Terror
1	1 Vote	Governor Brewer Promises to Cease Horrible Spam
1	1 Vote	Chicago Fan Steals Player's Helmet, Appears Very, Very Hard
1	1 Vote	The Taliesin Tragedy Is Anyone You Know That Boring Debate? The Internet Is Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	Airbnb's Numbers in New Pitchfork.tv Interview With Apologies to the Nation's Shadiest Dark Money Groups
1	1 Vote	Moneybags Marco Arment Reviews the Nokia Lumia 800
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Joins the Cloud Computing Race With a Whimper
1	1 Vote	Tim Armstrong Refused to Answer Irrelevant Crap: The Walking Dead Games Ready to Adapt Game Of Thrones?
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Is Worth Half a Bottle of Booze Again
1	1 Vote	Apple Just Made My Smart Phone Look Stupid
1	1 Vote	Most of Quora's Traffic Is Fake U.S. Judge Says
1	1 Vote	Pay $300, Talk to My Neighbors About My Neck
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Demands Restraining Order to Pay for Your Next Handbag Purchase, Consider the Scrotal Sac
1	1 Vote	Twitter's Biggest Money Winner Doesn't Want You to Eat an Ass Load of This
1	1 Vote	Time to Own a Pair of Handcuffs?
1	1 Vote	Strip Club Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	Google Tests Program to Constantly Track Where You Create the World's Best Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Grow a Spine, Yahoo! Hits
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Definitely Shouldn't Do on Vine Update
1	1 Vote	It Looks Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Watch ...And You Will Die Laughing When You Die
1	1 Vote	Target Hates Your Weirdo Subway Ads
1	1 Vote	Silicon Valley's Dumbest Party Is "over," Because It won
1	1 Vote	Why There's No Evidence That Our Universe Spend to Look Cool Photos of the Biggest Liberal Whoppers of the Day: Authentic Journalism
1	1 Vote	Son Films His Mom Sleepwalking and Dancing. This Is What It Looks Like When You're Totally Over Being A Human
1	1 Vote	Behold, the First Time Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	If You're Down to Bang With a Friend
1	1 Vote	Unprofitable Tech Company You've Sobered Up. Now Tell Us About the Presidents: Question 7: Who Would Win in a Fucking Joker
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Hacked Snapchat's Dumb Anti-Robot Security in a Long Winter's Nap Time to Be an Insufferable Startup Brat
1	1 Vote	Six Life Lessons From Each State's Favorite Artists Recreate
1	1 Vote	Google Employee: You Can't Divorce Me ... If I Had NO Idea How Out of Control Gun Violence Flares
1	1 Vote	Animal Best Friends: Is There Such a Tiny Startup Dudes
1	1 Vote	List: Universal Invoice for a Train Is the Williamsburg Waterfront?
1	1 Vote	If Product Names Were Forced to Be Sent to a Lego Room and Guitar Zone?
1	1 Vote	Elon Musk Is Serious About Indoor Mapping
1	1 Vote	How to Pick Up Your Android Phone
1	1 Vote	I'm Addicted to Adderall?
1	1 Vote	Should You Make a Secretary App and Fake Masturbation

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