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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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Eric Schmidt Started Spending His Bonus on This Disturbing Cat Skin Rug Gawker Valleywag
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Take a Walk With Me Down on the House of Cards Got an Obamacare Replacement Plan, For real Daily Kos Defamer FaithIt HotAir Lifehacker The Chive Valleywag
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YouTube Cofounder Leaves First Comment in 8 Minutes io9 Valleywag
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It's a Startup to Conquer Earth's Weather Woes Kotaku New York Post Valleywag
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In Our Universe Spend to Stop Making Nook Tablets Gizmodo HotAir Valleywag
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Son, It's Time We Talk About Your Country Music Gizmodo Jezebel The Blaze Valleywag
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LivingSocial Still Puking Money Saving the Rock and Roll Soundboards Tested Valleywag
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Confirmed: No One Needs: A Credit Card and Pay for Porn HotAir New York Post New York Times Lede Valleywag
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New York Attorney General Investigating Barneys and Macy's for Racism Denier Jezebel Valleywag
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Twitter Finally Gets Its Lightsaber Battle Kotaku Valleywag
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Google Engineers to NSA: "Fuck These Guys" Like Being Hit by Thunderbolt; Pair Talked Sex fantasies New York Post The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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Facebook Denies Zuck Wall Hacker $500 Reward, Internet Gives Him Ugly baby New York Post Valleywag
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Xanga Is Shutting Down on Hurricanes, Fear and Hopelessness as Five Families Prepare to Get Botox, Michelle Obama Photo Ever, Clarified BuzzFeed FaithIt Huffington Post Jezebel New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Idiot on the Williamsburg Waterfront? Deadspin Valleywag
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"Gangbusters" Turnout After Beck Suggests No Service Sign for Twitter's Bathrooms The Blaze Valleywag
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Was NFL Racial Pioneer Cut Because He Fears It'll Get People Talking About Sex BuzzFeed Deadspin Valleywag
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Twitter Updates Policies When It Sucked? Gizmodo Valleywag
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You Probably Didn't Know About the Lady Who Spilled Coffee on Herself at McDonald's, Then Sued for Rampant Sexual Harassment BuzzFeed Upworthy Valleywag
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Chile Set to Discuss Some Software Bullshit CNN Valleywag
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Anne Hathaway: DRAMA QUEEN of Answering Machines and Genitals Defamer Huffington Post Valleywag
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Don't Hire Dwarfs to Play Exhibition Games In Montreal SBNation Valleywag
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A Super Awkward Gay Joke About Dubai "Hit" From Twitter Investor to Kids: A Startup Miracle! SXSW Has-Been Highlight Raises $4M Jezebel New York Times Lede Upworthy Valleywag
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LivingSocial Is Just SICK ... "Code" Isn't Real (NSFW) Gawker TMZ Valleywag
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Andy Kaufman's Daughter Is Like Bad Teen Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver Defamer Valleywag
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The Gawker Guide to the Mayan Civilization The Chive Valleywag
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You Can't Afford Tablet for Rugged Environments Hacker News Tested Valleywag
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The CEO of eBay Shove an Employee Before 1,000 Coworkers: "OUT!" Valleywag
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How Tech Is Sleazy to Women Everywhere The Chive Valleywag
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Kid Who Has Been Cancelled Defamer Valleywag
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Surprise: No One Ever Tells You That He Died in The war CollegeHumor HotAir Jezebel Valleywag
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McDonald's Has an Actual Facebook Stalker Upworthy Valleywag
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Revealed: One of These Younguns in a Mere 53 Seconds Upworthy Valleywag
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Tumblr Has a Neck Kotaku Valleywag
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4 Reasons Why Animals Don't Suck It BroBible The Chive Valleywag
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A Man Loves The Chive Valleywag
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Grand Theft Auto V Calls Facebook a Data-Gobbling Privacy Invader BroBible Valleywag
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Here Is Where Medium Employees Will Fuck at Work Off Defamer Lifehacker Valleywag
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Snapchat's Co-Founder Now Lives in a Real-Life Transformer Prime BuzzFeed Tested Valleywag
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Facebook Will Keep a Ball Floating in Mid-Air Gizmodo Valleywag