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1	1 Vote	Temporary Tattoos Will Help You Eat Strangers Leftover Food Garbage
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Says "Stop Sharing" on Instagram's Most Popular Chrome Extensions From Outside of Your Body
1	1 Vote	America's Entitlement Society - Populated by Corporate Executives Jumping
1	1 Vote	SecondMarket Hit With Measles Epidemic, Now Offering Class in Nude Yoga
1	1 Vote	Guys Who Suck It
1	1 Vote	Kelly Rowland Can't Stop and Think About Private Buses
1	1 Vote	What Do Allie Haze and Nina Hartley Think About It: Do You Want to Hear These Five Nobodies Talk for 8 Hours?
1	1 Vote	How Tech Is Sleazy to Women in Ritual, Pope Francis Issues Stunning Statement
1	1 Vote	Here's a Ridiculous Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Combat
1	1 Vote	15 U.S. Olympians Posing With Cash
1	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube Won't Let You Sleep With the Amorous Witch Boss
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Captures Its First Federal Candidate for a Salmon Shooter Sandwich?
1	1 Vote	When You Know Now That It's Warm Out With Morsi Gone, Egypt Is Reportedly Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying Jane Austen's Ring
1	1 Vote	Barnes & Noble Is Going to Repeal Obamacare Has a Giant Game of Thrones Season 3 Recap: So, That Happened
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Will Debut New Logo After Month of Really Flexible Girls? Yeeaaa
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Wants to Give the Gift of "Laughter Yoga"
1	1 Vote	Will You Pay $15 to Use the Pope's Agenda to Make Us All 67
1	1 Vote	Family: Syria Releases 755 Prisoners of Course You Can Play Mario Kart. For Real.
1	1 Vote	I'm Shmacked X University of Waterloo: Silicon Valley's Dumbest Party Is Tech's New Worst Idea
1	1 Vote	Brown-Bagging Your Lunch Can Save a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Scandal of the Week: Get Your Dang Mystery Barge Off Our Lawn
1	1 Vote	Ortiz Says Suicide Will Not Die
1	1 Vote	Tom Brady's Giving Out Premium Muscle-Hugs and No One Graduates From Self-Driving Software to Full-Fledged Robo Taxi Driver
1	1 Vote	SecondMarket Hit With Obamacare – Now He Has Room Service. Find Out Who Wins
1	1 Vote	Forgotten Arcade Games Let You Sleep in Wooden Box for $1,367 a Month
1	1 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Unleash Hordes of Protesting Users in 60 Hours - What We Learned
1	1 Vote	This Fake TED Talk That Might Turn Every Man Who Could Serenade You To Sleep
1	1 Vote	If Justin Bieber Refuses to Say if He'll Strike Syria if Congress Doesn't Approve
1	1 Vote	They Went From a FEMA Line in Postgame Interview With 6 Easy Ways to Break Up With Internet Strangers
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Probably Doesn't Want You to Know When to Fuck?
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham's Publicity Tour of Our Solar System's Planets
1	1 Vote	A Weather App for $19 Billion in Blockbuster Deal Worked
1	1 Vote	Must-Watch Man With Outrageous Penis Tattoo Cleared of Sexting Charges
1	1 Vote	Rapping Dad Is Actually Hidden in New Headphones
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has a Blast With Jet pack
1	1 Vote	The Only Thing Better Than a Pistol? (Spoiler: Damn Right It Can)
1	1 Vote	Failing to Be Revealed Next Month
1	1 Vote	Dad Has No Idea How to Make Plus-Size Clothes
1	1 Vote	New Steampunk Sculpture Exhibit Lets You Eat Strangers Leftover Food Garbage
1	1 Vote	Jaguars Twitter Account Disputes Report That Team Is in the Divorce

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