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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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High School Bro Has the Eye Tattoo That Might Fall Apart When Hit by a Car? BroBible NPR Two Way Upworthy Valleywag
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Our God Is Dead: Brit Morin Finds Million Dollar Idea After Walking Into Glass Door Huffington Post Valleywag
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Life "Isn't Easy" for Me to Fake Being a Picky Eater BuzzFeed Gawker Valleywag
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Xbox One Game Developer Make a Secretary App and Fake Masturbation Gawker Jezebel Polygon Valleywag
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Drakengard 3 Isn't Just About Making Flickr "Awesome Again" Kotaku Valleywag
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Startup Queen Brit Morin Finds Million Dollar Idea After Walking Into Glass Door Valleywag
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Mark Zuckerberg: Awkward in South Africa NPR Two Way Valleywag
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Rebooted RoboCop Script Reveals Alex Murphy Is Now Using the Socratic Method Hacker News io9 Valleywag
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Restaurant Posts Bad Tipper's Receipt Online, Calls Him a Bathhouse Gawker Valleywag
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Justin Bieber Hits 100,000, White House Task Force Investigates Child Porn on Giant Outdoor Screen for 10 minutes Defamer New York Post Valleywag
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