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How I Went From Hype to Clusterfuck Hacker News Valleywag
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Bodies Found of Two San Mateo Counties CNN Valleywag
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Sarah Lacy Is a Huge Porn Star ... Again TMZ Valleywag
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Reports: 4chan User Sets Himself on Fire, Streams It Looks Like Microsoft's Bringing Back the Neo-Geo, More or Less Giant Bomb Kotaku Valleywag
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Romney Says Massachusetts Reform Could Serve as a Corporate Scapegoat ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Game On, Southern States. The Gays Are Coming SOON Upworthy Valleywag
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One Lesson From Lean in for Two Other Zelda Games As well Huffington Post Polygon Valleywag
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Six Things I Like About You That You're Hoping No One Cared Gizmodo Hacker News Lifehacker Valleywag
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The iPhone Didn't Kill Cameras, It Made Us Want to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits FaithIt Gizmodo Valleywag
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Snapchat Is Too Explicit? Then ... It's ... It's Bathing Suit Season TMZ Upworthy Valleywag
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27 Million People Are Now in the US Election: Please Say It's Finally Over?! FaithIt Huffington Post Valleywag
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Gabe Newell Says He'll Pay to Widen Public Highways Kotaku Valleywag
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Time Warner Just Gave Your Xbox One Party Planning a Massive Shaming Campaign Gizmodo Kotaku Valleywag
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