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3,894 smashes / 8,238 upvotes / smashed from 2,361 real headlines
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This Motion-Sensing Tingling Spidey-Sense Tee Has Got Legs, Knows How to Grow a Spine, Yahoo! Buys Daily Kos Gizmodo Jezebel Valleywag
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Ad Startup Makes Ex-Employees Disappear With Photoshop Fun Giant Bomb Valleywag
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How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Foreigner CollegeHumor Valleywag
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Little Girl's Wish Is Granted When She Posted It Looks Like There's New Mass Effect Anime Coming Next Summer FaithIt Giant Bomb Kotaku The Chive Valleywag
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Colleges Are Becoming a Better Way to Honor Our Veterans Gawker Tested Valleywag
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Zuckerberg Wants Your Tips! Defamer Valleywag
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Son, It's Time for Some Reason Defamer io9 Valleywag
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Someone Put a Roof Over My Dead Body of Course You Can Probably Guess Why CNN Kotaku Polygon The Blaze TMZ Valleywag
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535 Ways to Help Run Tech Blog Hoax Hacker News NPR Two Way Valleywag
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Confused John McCain Asks Apple CEO Why He Claps Like a TV series Deadspin Polygon Valleywag
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Time to Buy Imgur, Reddit's Favorite Image Sharing Website of Course HotAir Jezebel Lifehacker Valleywag
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Wealthy Egg Man Has Embarrassed a Few Different Ways Gizmodo Upworthy Valleywag
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Essays From the Middle Class Means Earning $80,000 to $150,000 Hacker News Valleywag
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Oh God Robert Scoble Breaks Creepiness Record the Weirdest Thing on the Hierarchy of Nerds? Deadspin Gizmodo io9 Valleywag
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Google Pays $3.2 Billion in Blockbuster Deal Valleywag
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The Statue of Liberty, Doing Whatever the Hell You Want to Hurt More people Jezebel Kotaku New York Post Valleywag
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Smart-Ass Replies to Private Shuttle Protests: "Ugh..." The Chive Valleywag
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Georgia Governor Promises State Is Not Dead Yet Another Major Tumblr Employee Quits HotAir NPR Two Way New York Times Lede Valleywag
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Newly Minted Millionaires Party While Being Sued by the Ear Wax New York Post Tested Valleywag
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Sculptor Carves Mythic Cathedrals Out of a Shitty Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Combat io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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Am I the Only One Who Gets a Name Giant Bomb New York Times Lede The Chive Valleywag
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"Liquid Lapdance" Pants Promise to Be the Perfect Machine to Make Spooky Startups Musically BroBible Gizmodo Jezebel Valleywag
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This Guy Into Attending a Shitty Excuse for Marginalizing Women in Video Game scholarships Polygon Valleywag
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A Steve Jobs Sent to Jail NPR Two Way Valleywag
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We've Seen Gravity and It's Going to Be Fixed. We Believe That Facebook-... Defamer HotAir io9 Valleywag
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The Cult of Celebrity Man Buns BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Police Believe Murder Suspects Committed Arson to Hide Lameness CNN Valleywag
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Larry Page Reveals His Secret Communist And/Or Fascist Allegiances ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Break Up With My High-Res Ideas for Seattle Asshole HotAir The Chive TMZ Valleywag
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Google Serves You Free Champagne When You Wring Out a Mission [Video] Tested Valleywag
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Who's Foolish Enough to Prepare Ourselves for Robot Love It Was Terrible Idea Gizmodo Valleywag
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Android Market Roundup: Things That Make Zero Sense Tested Valleywag
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Nasal Spray That Increases Female Arousal Ready for a Reason Why Techies Are the Ones Who Are We Spending $31 Billion a Year Fighting It? CNS News Defamer io9 Upworthy Valleywag
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We Need to See This Guy? Don't Talk Like a Foreigner FaithIt io9 Kotaku Valleywag
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Kristen Stewart Is Going to Let Stupid Computers Pick Our Outfits Gawker Valleywag
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Celebrinvestor Ashton Kutcher Is an Homage To Pokemon Gawker Polygon Valleywag
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If Tumblr Were a Bit Unfair The Chive Upworthy Valleywag
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This Dog Totally Gets Your Startup Shitfaced BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Herp Until You Pay $15 to Use Paper Currency as Art Material Tested The Chive Valleywag