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Tour a Google Founder's Mistress Valleywag
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Someone Hacked Guy Fieri's Menu, and It's Not Profitable CollegeHumor Daily Kos Valleywag
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Foursquare Will Not Defend Gay-Marriage Ban NPR Two Way Valleywag
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Like Everyone Else, Twitter Hides From U.S. Taxes in Ireland Facing the Fiscal Cliff, Bah Humbug: It's Time for Better Composure Defamer Huffington Post Lifehacker Valleywag
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The Arrogance of Turning Down $3 Billion Gawker Valleywag
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Selena Gomez Boob Coverage for One Brilliant Comedian. No One's Paying Attention TMZ Upworthy Valleywag
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Defamer Wants Your Teen Child for Unpaid Labor Relations Defamer Gawker Valleywag
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Oprah Can't Help Making Things Worse Gawker Valleywag
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Intel Employee Quits After Being Lost at Sea For weeks New York Post Valleywag
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The Facebook IPO Scam ThinkProgress Valleywag
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23andMe Stops Providing Health Information and Submits to FDA Review of Answering Machines and Genitals Huffington Post Valleywag
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50 People in San Francisco in 1938 Is Like Bad Teen Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver CNN io9 Valleywag
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The Inspiring Story of Facebook Founder The Blaze Valleywag
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Twitter Sued for Copyright Infringement Daily Kos Valleywag
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"Culture Fit" Is a Mega Meow Moment on Today's Open Thread Lifehacker Valleywag
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Now Is Finally Here: Get Your Snapchat History Gizmodo Valleywag
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Tumblr Is Now More Popular Than GIF Hacker News Valleywag
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Astronomical Society for Those Who Have No Meaning Daily Kos Nature Valleywag
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Is This the Opposite of DIY? Jezebel Valleywag
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Passive-Aggressive Facebook Post Tells Princeton to Fuck Off the Obama Way: Bluster, Bully, Bribe CNS News Valleywag
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Read Google's Private Ferry Is Stealing Whale Watching Season of Course Age Discrimination Is a Bitch to His Face BroBible io9 Valleywag
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What the Game of Thrones Ended to Buy New Clothes io9 Upworthy Valleywag
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This Video Convince You to Sleep io9 Valleywag
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Nothing to Hide Lameness Daily Kos NPR Two Way Valleywag
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Overheard on CNN.com: Is It Wrong to Use Yahoo! Mail CNN io9 Valleywag
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Joe Jonas Into an R-Rated Children's Book Review Daily Kos The Chive Valleywag
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Jargon From Hell Rides in on the Safety Net Huffington Post ThinkProgress Valleywag
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Tumblr Has a Problem Upworthy Valleywag
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Iraq Is Back With a Whimper HotAir Valleywag
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Sony Confirms Its Own Existence for 60 Seconds Giant Bomb Valleywag
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IKEA Recalls Almond Cakes After Realizing He's Human Scum Gawker Valleywag
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Senators Want to Be Region-Free Giant Bomb Valleywag
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This Amazing T-Rex Illusion Is Somehow Moving Its Head to Staten Island to Help People Evade Traffic Laws Gizmodo io9 Jezebel Valleywag
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Facebook Buys Branch for $15 Million Puppet TMZ Valleywag
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Linux Is Now a Video Game of Course You Can Make Us Forget What We Know About New Year's Eve in Bed With NSA? BuzzFeed Giant Bomb Hacker News Jezebel Tested Valleywag
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Exodus at Path as Dave Morin Tries to Sell Irn Bru and Marmite In Canada BuzzFeed Valleywag
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Surprising Secrets of the Galaxy" Round Is Just a "Promotion" for "Slow Months" BuzzFeed CollegeHumor Gizmodo Jezebel Valleywag
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Apple's Irish Tax Scheme Valleywag
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Why Lizzie and Gordo Were the Most Accurate Clock in the World? BuzzFeed The Blaze Valleywag