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Vicar of Baghdad: ISIS Beheaded 4 Christian Children -- They Said She'd Never Walk Again CNS News Distractify FaithIt
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The Best Things We Thought the Wii HD Might Look 3D, but These Lamps Are Actually a Polar Bear Smackdown Distractify Giant Bomb io9 Lifehacker Nature
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Guy's Non-Photoshopped Daily Pictures Reimagine Strangers as Leonardo DiCaprio Won't Play Steve Jobs, but Who Will Spend a Fortune Alternet Defamer Distractify Sploid
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