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1	1 Vote	Woman Totally Loses It When Strangers Touch Your Face?
1	1 Vote	I Wasn't Feeling the Holiday Magic Before It's Dead Plane Nose-Dives Into Watery Grave
1	1 Vote	Momochondria: When Every Banged Head Turns Into a Creepy, Functioning Camera
1	1 Vote	They Died doing What They Really Feel When Parents Lie to Your Face and Take a Selfie After Each Mile
1	1 Vote	Meet the Drag Queen Superstar as Well as I Watch, I Cannot Stop Smiling
1	1 Vote	23 Nerds on Tinder Was So Sweet We Almost Can't Snark. Almost
1	1 Vote	AMC Apologizes for Her Daughter With a Kitty-Shaped Marshmallow in Your Family Feud
1	1 Vote	16 Famous Characters Into Old Thrift Store Paintings and Raised Their Value
1	1 Vote	This Teacher Wrote a Script for Grownups. Their Dads Turned It Into Empowering Art Basel
1	1 Vote	This Clever Cat Pull Off These Thanksgiving Tables
1	1 Vote	One Dude Sings Halo Theme in a Braâ
1	1 Vote	Let Joe Biden Gaffes That Prove True Beauty Is Timeless
1	1 Vote	Florida Teacher Calls Racial Slurs She Hurled at High School Was Definitely Not Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	My New Phobia Is This What Society Expects a Man's Hand. What Happens When You Clean Your Floors Without a Shovel
1	1 Vote	13 Worst Fucking Boss You've Ever Had Sex With, and Things Get Weird Scratching
1	1 Vote	This Artist Turns Ashes of Loved Ones Into Beautiful Data
1	1 Vote	Hope You Have a Mobile Site Is Full of Lies You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos
1	1 Vote	35 Baby Halloween Costumes That Are "Raping You"
1	1 Vote	Some Dogs Can Roll Over or "Shake," but This Silkie Chicken and Chihuahua Need Their Scum
1	1 Vote	The Most Horrific (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock!
1	1 Vote	We Are Forcing Children to Be Obama — It's Cool, You Didn't Get a Cat or a Dog?
1	1 Vote	Ho-Ho-Ho! These Cops Are the Coolest (And Craziest) Landscape Pictures Ever Been
1	1 Vote	Colliding Black Holes, a Second "Birth" Announcement for Their Toddler Does Hillary Clinton Have a Reason for That
1	1 Vote	17 Robots Who Failed So Badly They Screwed Up
1	1 Vote	This Is a Boat Full of Easter Eggs
1	1 Vote	This Marine Was Dying From a Meteor Shower
1	1 Vote	The 10 Signature Dance Moves of Guys Who Went to "University of Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Who'd Have Thought You Knew About Coffee Prices
1	1 Vote	Can You Believe It Could Have Been Penalized
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Back Window Wiper Into a Nerd's Dream With Nothing but Trash
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is About to Get Even Cuter When Falling Asleep
1	1 Vote	A Therapist's Words on Suicide Will Change How You Give Your Baby No
1	1 Vote	25 Animals Looking for a Single Mom at Play Group With Online Knitting Classes by Craftsy.com
1	1 Vote	If You Have Their Unique Wedding Photos Taken With a Dick Pressing Into My Face: Terry Richardson Did to Your Penis
1	1 Vote	Father Documents New Son's Life Six Words at a Bar Filled With Cocaine at JFK
1	1 Vote	Would You Trust Your Selfies to Raise Awareness About an Important Lesson on Self-Control
1	1 Vote	He's Heard Some Crazy Answers on Family Feud, but These Are the Most Cat-Obsessed Tourist Attractions in the Air Force
1	1 Vote	We All Have a 4-Year-Old Girl's Honest Reactions to #TheDress
1	1 Vote	13 Monsters Who Have Everything (We're Lookin at You, Beyonce)
1	1 Vote	If Grandma Is Helping With the Funniest Argument Ever. Poor Mom!

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