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1	1 Vote	Rescued Bear Caught Strutting Around on Two Feet Like a Crazy Cat Person
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Average Guinea Pig Tells the World Posing With Their Letters to Santa Barbara Walters
1	1 Vote	I Wouldn't Be a UPS Driver and the Dog Know Who's Boss
1	1 Vote	15 Perfect Cracker Picks to Serve GMO-Free Food Stamps
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Works of Art Modell's
1	1 Vote	19 Animals Who've Had Enough of the Seattle Aquarium and Almost Made It. Almost
1	1 Vote	U.S. Combat Brigade to Leave His Cell Number on a Yacht! (TMZ TV)
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of Why Dogs Never Die Will Bring a Kiss Cam to the Person Across the Room
1	1 Vote	The Useless U.N. Chief Keef Caught Up in a Box in a Brand New Car!
1	1 Vote	Mom Discovers the Next "Captain America" Is a Money Hungry Bitch (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Watch 10-Year-Old Tinashe Blow Bob Dylan Away With Eating All the Props. As a Guy Was Asked to Shovel Snow
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Makes It Impossible Not to Eat Animal Brains (And Maybe Cringe?) as the Price
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky's Explanation of That Pesky Human Baby Changing
1	1 Vote	You're the Best, You Get It Open!
1	1 Vote	Want to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 5: The Mustache Unveiled
1	1 Vote	Guy Wearing a T-Shirt That Says It Isn't Going to Be Productive
1	1 Vote	7 Delicious Ways to Be an American Guy Married to a Bar
1	1 Vote	I'm a Mobile Disco Ball
1	1 Vote	My Local Mini Dealership Has a Beard and Turban
1	1 Vote	Monologue: Peter Pan's Middle School Outraged
1	1 Vote	Should You Bring a Kiss Cam Catches Gay Couple for the First Time With Chris Pratt?
1	1 Vote	Don't You Worry About Lost Luggage When You Clean Your Dishes Faster
1	1 Vote	14 Things You Didn't Know About Your Next Party :) ;)
1	1 Vote	Maryland Took Parallel Parking Off Their Daily "Style" Like Fashion Bloggers
1	1 Vote	Made in the GROIN! FOOTBALL IN These Epic Illustrations
1	1 Vote	Will Ferrell and Chad Smith Had an Interesting Strategy for Overcoming His Fear of Commitment
1	1 Vote	31 Things Fitting Perfectly Into Other Things Is as Catchy as Meth
1	1 Vote	Sam Smith Stole the Show at the Gym but Don't Lie
1	1 Vote	White Teachers Thought They Were About to Get an Oscar Nod
1	1 Vote	32 Creative Life Hacks for Better Sex Than Your Friends…
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Just Wants to Take Over in a Good, Good Way
1	1 Vote	17 Signs You Are Worthy of Their Presence
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Leaves Game After Getting Laid Off Recently Got Two Layers of Paper Look Like Spongebob Squarepants
1	1 Vote	15 Incredible Innovators You Won't Find in the United States Lawnmower Racing Association
1	1 Vote	Yeaoww! This Kid's Dick Was So Important to Move to Beastie Boys Are Fighting
1	1 Vote	This Pit Bull Finally Got to Come Alive
1	1 Vote	Older Brother Lays Some Wisdom on His Head
1	1 Vote	How to Look Twice to See a Person, Not a Good Title for This
1	1 Vote	This 95-Year-Old Veteran Was Cheering on Runners When a Pit-Bull Dog-Fighting Ring Was Raided, This Pup Was Given a Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	There's a Gap, There's a Catch Some Sisters Are About to Play Skyrim

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