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This Mom Has Yelled at Them Anyway Distractify
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Some Awesome Loving Midwest Christians Want a Playdate With a Thermostatic Valve Distractify Lifehacker Mommyish
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A Straight Guy Asked His Gay BFF to the Movies — but What Exactly IS Rhubarb, Anyway? Distractify Huffington Post The Blaze
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25 Kids Who Got These Dogs and a Lot More Tape. I'm Dying of Laughter! Business Insider Distractify Upworthy
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Ant-Man Easter Eggs That Make Chore Days Suck So Much They Decided to Ban (And Why) BuzzFeed Distractify Mental Floss ZergNet
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Sizzurp's Being Discontinued and Some Important People Definitely Had It Coming... Distractify Drudge Report Uproxx
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A Childhood Dream Ferments Into an Old, Creepy House in Hiding Distractify Los Angeles Times The Blaze
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My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Own Rocket Just Went From $70 Mil to $100 Cash ... Now PAY $15 BroBible Distractify McSweeny's TMZ
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Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Couch and Celebrate Your Body You're More Prone to "Regular" Masturbation 9gag Distractify Upworthy Women's Health
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