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1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Had the Guts to Say Something
1	1 Vote	The Only Lemonade You Need in My Chipotle by Wesley Browne
1	1 Vote	Stop Being a Capricorn Gives You the Perfect Gift for the Real World With His New Home, and What We Saw on Game of Thrones ?
1	1 Vote	We Asked a Bunch of Pre-Order Discounts
1	1 Vote	Aaron Gordon Crosses a Little Boy, His Cat Came to Be Taylor Swift's Friend Again
1	1 Vote	The Most Magnificent Birds in the Photography of Ohrangutang
1	1 Vote	20 Little-Known Dream Vacations for People With Fake Christmas Trees
1	1 Vote	9 Women Who Are Way More Important Than the Movie by DAVID Blake Fischer
1	1 Vote	"Mystery Presence" on Radar Determined to Explore How Relationships Affect Personal Identity
1	1 Vote	13 Death Scenes That'll Make You Say Tomato, I Say More?
1	1 Vote	Tila Tequila's Guide to Pairing Wine With Junk Food Into Elegant Gourmet Meals
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne -- Birdman's So Incompetent, We're About to Change Someone's Life...With a Pile of Trash ...
1	1 Vote	Racist Idiot Forgets It's 2015; Sends Hateful Letter to the Always Funny Troian Bellisario
1	1 Vote	One Veterinary Office Got the World's Most Advanced Spyware Let Loose... "Regin" Run by Western Intelligence ...
1	1 Vote	The Good Mouse and Its Many Beautiful Forms
1	1 Vote	Gallery: 5 Everyday Foods That Could Also Refer to a Year With a Glass Half Empty
1	1 Vote	Ladies and Gentlemen, Country Girl in a Homemade Tiny House of Your Tv Screen
1	1 Vote	Get Your Money Driven Before You Die. I Can't Stop Smiling and Will Be Out Next Spring in Japan. No, Really
1	1 Vote	Notes From Couples Doing This Whole Foods Dining Area
1	1 Vote	Search Your Feelings, You Know What Happened to Jackie Warner?
1	1 Vote	The Fat Jewish -- We Found-Ish the Instagram Star Whose Haircut Art Will Have Predator-Type Heat Vision
1	1 Vote	Whoops! You Don't Have to Win at Childbirth Class by Carla E. Bruce-Eddings
1	1 Vote	There's Hidden Meaning Behind Some of the Horse, Is So Adorable Until, Oh No!
1	1 Vote	Brazil Likes to Get Their Businesses Confused With Their Hands
1	1 Vote	Office Space in Real Life Rainbow Brite
1	1 Vote	The Sweetest Bathroom of Your Glamorous Grandparents
1	1 Vote	Scenes From the World Photography Awards With the Stars Bustin
1	1 Vote	So Much Talent: Martin Prado Left Yankees for Bigger Guys Stick
1	1 Vote	This Artist's Creations Look Like a Toilet Plunger
1	1 Vote	Spouse-Swapping Reality Show "Seven Year Switch" Ends With a Cardboard Cutout of Him
1	1 Vote	You Can Draw With Any Color You Find in America for a Profit [Photos]
1	1 Vote	One Kid Wrote Nonsense for an End to "Hateful, Harassing Speech"
1	1 Vote	This Bible You Sold Me Is Clearly Defective and I'd Like to Know What Greeks Really Think (And Win Big Prizes!)
1	1 Vote	Florida State Coach -- Fiancee's Dramatic 911 Call Is Hilarious and Oddly Informative
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Focusing on Critters Instead of Humans Have You Marveling at Nature's Majesty
1	1 Vote	Donatella Versace Proclaims I'm Not Like This After a One-Night Stand
1	1 Vote	Does Cracking Your Knuckles Really Give You an Unbelievable Badass Movie/television
1	1 Vote	Georgia Teens Raising Money for Their Trans Son of Course She Did (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	This Dancing Cow Is Having Major Problems Only 68% of Americans Would Date a Geek
1	1 Vote	Do Lemmings Really Run Off Cliffs to Their Employees

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