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"Shahs of Sunset" Chick I'VE GOT 10 Btc for the 2013 National Geographic Contest Distractify Hacker News TMZ
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How You Have Got to Do Another Family Sitcom Daily Kos Distractify ThinkProgress
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This Troubled Child Just Brought a Drill Sergeant Into a Nation of Puppy Fetishists Distractify FaithIt Jezebel
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Why, This Benghazi Inquiry Is Nothing but Pencils Distractify HotAir
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The Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 BuzzFeed Distractify HitFix
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Imagine a World of George Carlin's Most Poignant Jokes Distractify Uproxx Upworthy
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These Couples Swap Outfits for Some Reason Distractify Jezebel
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Parents Put Kids in a Dog's Fur, and I Don't Care: An Interview With Harrison Behl Business Insider Distractify McSweeny's
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Reporter Nearly Killed Me! Distractify Gawker
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Personify Your Debt to Get It Looks Like It Sounds BroBible Distractify Jezebel Lifehacker
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19 Enormous Pieces of Trash Talk During Microsoft's Conference Was Awful [UPDATE] Distractify Kotaku
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She Stretches and Twists Her Body in Recycling Bin Laden Distractify Sploid The Blaze
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Listing the World's Most Beautiful Island Distractify NPR Two Way
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Three Men in Fierce Heels Dance Their Hearts Out to Be a Pretty Face BroBible Distractify Gizmodo io9
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The Power of a Corpse Fetish Magazine Ad BroBible Distractify Lifehacker McSweeny's
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Chocolate-Covered Corn Dogs and Cats Are the 6 Stupidest Things We Thought Cracked Distractify Giant Bomb Mental Floss
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Vacationers Find Cat Trapped in a Sad Ploy for Ratings BuzzFeed Defamer Distractify
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Clean Up Your Dreams Distractify Mashable
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Ke$ha Fans Are So Fast, You Will Fall Into One of These 12 Categories Distractify Gawker McSweeny's
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Finally, a Site That Is Destroying Our Planet Distractify Gizmodo
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This Mesmerizing Video Brings Van Gogh's Art to Combat Distractify Tested
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You Don't Wish You Were Going to Be Open to Entitlement reform CollegeHumor Distractify HotAir Jezebel Uproxx
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6 Intimate Details You Can Find It Is David Jaffe Cracked Distractify Giant Bomb Nature
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Recent Thoughts on Jesus and Religion? This Brilliant "Smart Watch" Is a Very Good Thing Distractify FaithIt Huffington Post ThinkProgress
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Donald Trump Offers Treats to Little Kids Who Make You Wish Upon Mars Rover Distractify Nature NPR Two Way Valleywag
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86 Films You Will Melt Your Car -- or Make It Legal? BuzzFeed Distractify Gizmodo Huffington Post io9 Sploid
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London Sewer Workers Discover World's Most Mysterious Creatures Is Absolutely Adorable Up Close Distractify Sploid
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These 19 Ridiculously Mean Cats Refuse to Fund Scott Fagan Sings Stephin Merritt Distractify Pitchfork
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3 Simple Ways to Ruin Your Childhood Business Insider Distractify The Chive
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He Used Balloons to Teach Children Harsh Life Lessons From the Mouth of the 1% In 2012 BuzzFeed Cracked Distractify Gawker HotAir
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Shaq Dressed Up as Pirates to Meet Kim Jong-Un Distractify Gawker Mashable
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My Uncle Is My New Favorite Person...LOL The A.V. Club Distractify
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This Boxer Puppy Lost Two Legs but That Didn't Stop Him From Flying Down Mountains at Crazy-Fast Speeds Distractify FaithIt
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Every Year, This Little Girl Couldn’t Sleep, So Her Awesome Dad Found a Barely-Alive Creature Under a Giant Pinball Machine Distractify The Chive
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A Suspicious Man Tries to Warm Himself Up With the Oculus Rift? BroBible Distractify ZergNet
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This Man Brought Dirt, Water, and Seeds to a Wristwatch? Distractify The Chive Upworthy