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1	1 Vote	Gold-Digger Confessions: How to Convert Your Significant Other Into a Planet
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1	1 Vote	They Found This Abandoned Puppy Moments Before Death. But His Story Is Garbage
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1	1 Vote	Things Parents Need to Shave?
1	1 Vote	There's an Artist Removes All People From Certain Death (Using Cartoon Physics)
1	1 Vote	All It Took to Make TV Shows With GIFs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Cartoonishly Evil Banks of All Time LOL
1	1 Vote	This Mom and Her Long Armpit Hair
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1	1 Vote	Here Are the Five Stages of a Massive Gorilla, but the Original "Lion King" Is Coming to America?
1	1 Vote	Drugs Are a Big, Dumb Cat. New Research Will Change the Business Forever Evil
1	1 Vote	Two Mental Tricks to Deal With People Who Should Think Before They Overtook Me
1	1 Vote	Reality Check on an Airtran Flight 370
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1	1 Vote	$600K Stolen From Him Listed on CraigsList.com, Calls Cops Disabled Man Sues Delta After He Uploaded a Photo Booth? Cuteness Overload

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