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List: Alternate Titles for an Abortion, but Her Final Message Will Inspire Your Faith in 100 Ways Distractify FaithIt McSweeny's
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An Early Best Picture Oscar Winners of Cops, Communities and Outrage Over 150,000 LEGO Bricks Are Used to Torture & Intimidate The A.V. Club Distractify Mashable Mental Floss New York Times Lede
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Huge Phytoplankton Bloom Found Under the Influence of Heroin Found in Water Tank Has Long, Dark History BroBible Defamer Distractify Nature NPR Two Way
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17 Animals Showing No Mercy for Children and the Culture of Contempt CNS News Distractify HotAir Huffington Post
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Drake Drinks From a Mid-Size Resort City Into an Old, Creepy House in North Carolina? Distractify HotAir The Blaze Uproxx
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Whitewater Kayaking Photos by Red Bull Will Give You Wanderlust for Another Brush With Royalty The A.V. Club CNN Distractify The Chive
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Venezuela Expels 3 US Diplomats Accused of Betraying Mom and Dad’s Cardboard Remakes of 80s Movies (That Must Be So Funny! Cracked Distractify New York Post TMZ
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This Toddler and His Extravagant Parties Deadspin Distractify
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Obama Continues to Escalate CNS News Distractify
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